We wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas....

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

........ and a much LIGHTer New Year!

Well, here's hoping.

I'm Mouse, I'm a lot little overweight currently and looking forward to getting my fat on over the next two weeks.

Then in the New Year, it's kick ass time!

So if you want to join us, feel free.

Saw that one, sometimes the seduction techniques need some work. Tried to text you all at midnight but network too busy

fuck me there's some misogynistic twats in aibu at the moment

off to catch up.

men have needs dubs

get to the dr saf, you might need abs for your eyes.

Oooh, people!

DH has gone to bed, he's still not right.

Sorry you are still illing Satan.

I'll weigh in with you tomorrow, need to kick myself up the arse.

no i think the conjunctivitis is better if that's what you mean?

was this bug that had me all puffed up and buggered - one nostril and eye has been taking the worst of it for some reason.

read that thread and posted.

i reckon i'm right - they've never enjoyed sex so makes no difference to them to do it when they're not in the mood or see it as a chore because they've never been in the mood and always see it as a pleasant chore.

meant unpleasant.

everyone ok?

good, good.

quiet on here eh?

just done two more chapters of the enchanted wood. good to be back in the faraway tree

Hello will weigh in tomoz sigh. U still babysitting dubs?

could i just change my name to satan?

or is that a bit off?

Just poppping in to say night night lushies.

Mwah! xxxxx

I WANT ONE!!

Then you need to convince DH me why it's not practical to have one!

Bollocks to you

12 stone 10. Screeeeeeeeee)eeeeeeeeeeech

looks like the dust diet now