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We wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas....

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 23/12/2010 17:31

........ and a much LIGHTer New Year!

Well, here's hoping.

I'm Mouse, I'm a lot little overweight currently and looking forward to getting my fat on over the next two weeks. Xmas Grin

Then in the New Year, it's kick ass time!

So if you want to join us, feel free. Xmas Smile

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 10:52

morning.

where did you slope off to last night?

Mouseface · 31/12/2010 10:53

Morning Bitter xx

Still packing. And now have period pains.... deep, deep, joy!

BitterAndStout · 31/12/2010 10:53

I didn't slope anywhere but bed. I am so tired all the time, it feels like I could sleep for a week and still be knackered.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 11:03

bless you.

i'd just like to be able to breathe through both nostrils at the same time and without my eyes streaming.

am i greedy?

BitterAndStout · 31/12/2010 11:08

It would seem so Wink

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BrianAndHisBalls · 31/12/2010 11:20

ive added my wisdom to your thread saf Grin

dubs - i feel your pain, seriously. Cant you throw darts at a photo of him or something? (out of sight of ds obviously) Grin

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 11:45

i was about 8 when i wore pixie boots the first time.

i'm meeting the tory's parents tonight, new year's at his.

hmm resolutions....

oh and thanks for that brian! langer

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 11:51

take a lover.
get ds night trained (nappies off i mean)
go blonde.
visit dubs.
be a student again.
dance more.
rid the house of clutter and shite and make my environment into a place i love.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 11:51

writing again would be good too.

InstructionsToTheDouble · 31/12/2010 11:54

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 11:58

the irony!

BrianAndHisBalls · 31/12/2010 11:59

have lots more sex

definitely make the house tidy and somewhere i want to come home to

stop caring what anyone else thinks unless they are important to me

turn my sewing into a full time business and quit work

kill the dc

get my £6k back from exh Grin

do a bloody meal planner and cook properly

lose 3 stone

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TotalChaos · 31/12/2010 12:26

what is wii dance? my Ds loves octonauts too.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 12:28

did someone say gin?

you have to copy the dancer on screen tc and you score accordingly to how well you do it.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 12:28

i might have another go now!

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 12:37

don't know who i was kidding.

i am streaming. taken decongestants and sprayed them but no help.

am sitting in a constantly renewed mountain of used tissues.

so can't see tonight happening.

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BitterAndStout · 31/12/2010 13:29

I fell asleep. Xmas Blush

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 31/12/2010 13:35

good, was a bit worried. you ok?

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