We wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas....

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

........ and a much LIGHTer New Year!

Well, here's hoping.

I'm Mouse, I'm a lot little overweight currently and looking forward to getting my fat on over the next two weeks.

Then in the New Year, it's kick ass time!

So if you want to join us, feel free.

I'll adopt you bitter youre the best of a bad bunch

Your poetry isn't that bad Dubs

Dont die saf I've got a parcel here to send to you and I dont want to waste the postage.

not really wealthy unfortunately, the christmas present will just pay for dd1 for next couple of months. Exh bill has now gone up to £6k in arrears. He's appearing in court again end Jan apparently not holding out much hope of ever seeing the cash, but if I do I will share it with my adoptee Bitter.

I would share fags, not booze unfortunately, have none to share

I know what you mean Saf, we never have any money spare, but everytime we get an unexpected bill, it always comes with an unexpected windfall.

Aw, thanks Brian it's not true what they say about you, you're lovely.

Nobber

Bloody nora dubs what a bunch of cunts He doesnt need their crap anyway, hes got you for a mum, best birthday present ever

As I'm gentille gentelle genteal-- posh I is off to watch Miss Marple.

Bitter - you can move into the attic room and do the housework like Cinderella

Bubs - he's a twat, DS's dad.

Sorry that DS is being forgotten by his relatives. Give him this from me {{{{{{{{x}}}}}}} please.

Can I bag Satan please? I'll adopt her. She'd be able to cope with my madness best having trained in headfucks something

Always happy to have thrown in xx

'you'

what side is miss marple on?

sorry bubs twato grando

how does she get to give me away like that?

dunno where she found miss marple. i found frost though. might watch that.

Are you talking to me? Or having a convo with yourself?

SCRABBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on skyplus, i am so sad i skyplused the last 3, been really good actually

new versions?

i'm not really watching anything. i'm sweating and drinking G&T and wishing it was time for more paracetamol

Watching Toast too and playing real scrabble with DH.

Sorry, got caught up in toast

Adopt me i am v wealthy as you all know! Sorry bout x being a twat. Cards may be stuck in post, post is still awful over here