Use a peach or orange jelly Smee make it with less water than usual (if you use about half the amount it will set firmer) let it cool then whisk in the evap. (half a baked bean sized can). Actually if you were feeling really brilliant you could make a little bit of red jelly let that set then pour the mousse stuff on top - voila instant boob 
Yes the Slap is the Australian one. It does seem to be a bit marmite, not my thing though (so much explicitly described sex it got very tedious - I'm not prudish about it, it just got very boring because he describes it all the same way)
Good luck for the oncologist tomorrow 
Hope everything went well for Cakes if she's home.
I wonder if LJ has had her op yet - hopefully she won't have to wait around too long getting hungry and thirsty.
The Bacc sounds complicated MAS, although the choices sound a bit like the ones my Dc had to make (in their school the children had to do a certain set of core subjects and then choose 2 others I think) but they didn't have to pass them all - that bit sounds tough. And they have to start deciding so young don't they?