I am so ill I can't even mumsnet

[Twiglett]

and not one of you buggers has missed me either

Thought you were a bit quiet! What's up?

violins

Mars posted, thinking it was your B'day.

I started a thread for you twiggy

It must be serious if you've had no energy to sit on your bum and type.........

who are you?

you don't want to know .. it involved phlegm, inabilities to breathe, fevers over 40, puking and pissing myself

the mystery has truly disappeared from my marriage

eek! What did the docs diagnose?

doc on friday said it was flu and to keep taking the nurofen and paracetomal

doc today said it was asthma and to avoid nurofen

I have however lost 8lbs in under 2 weeks so there is a good side

oh no

motherinferior is poorly too

8lbs - woohoo! Sounds grim though. Are you feeling a bit better (you must be - you're on here !)?

"so ill I can't even mumsnet" except for this thread, obviously.

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imagine the obit:

"..she was so poorly, at the end she could barely Mumsnet. However, in the end, she managed to snake across the room across to the keyboard to moan that no one had missed her during her travail..."

it's always twiglett's birthday on here isn't it?

what's wrong with MI?

she's had some ibuprofen this aft, and some oral rehydration..AND HER DH'S AWAY

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like Lil'Kim?
like it...

i'm dying noone said I was dying

oh bugger

I knew I felt ill

(does everyone have to have a new name? i notice that you always creep back to cod..did you not like being warty?)

No not liek a rap name

liek this I am continually hilarious

pretty good obit though bundy [gron]

sorry twig, massive breach of confidentiality there...you are after all only the patient...