LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer All The Way..............

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

.............Oh What Fun It Is Too Ride On Satan's Winter Sleigh!!!

Hey, I'm Mouseface.

I have now managed to, ahem, stop adding to my current weight, so I'm just going to sit the winter out.

Come the New Year, I'm kicking ass. As I am sure the other LIGHTer ladies will be too.

Maybe. Hopefully. If I can convince them too.

Anyway, come meet them all........ and feel free to join in!!

right!

-i've done all the wrapping
-put away coats and handbags galore so you actually use the coat racks in the hall
-cleared a set of shelves that is being relocated to the back passage
-invited sperm donor candidate to join us for dinner

Watching the last few 4 in a bed I recorded. I really can't believe how dirty the rooms were in The Swan pub. Eeew. Minging!!

am wishing i had a tablecloth. i don't think i even have enough plates and cutlery for 8 people. twat

meh. i'll eat out of a bowl with a spoon. i'm never hungry when i cook anyway. probably because i'm half cut from dealing with the stress of being in the kitchen by guzzling wine.

hard at clutter clearing here. when i'm done today there won't actually be a bad corner in here - the whole room will be a room iyswim

waves briefly. himself has - princess and frog DVD, plush horsey from Toy Story, sonic the hedgehog sweatshirt. I'll get him a Wii game and maybe some lego or something as well.

oh gosh just remembered ds has some lego that's at my gp's too. he's definitely got enough! he'll have from family too so please don't let me buy anymore.

hey total - nice to have you back as tc

what's going with us???? we're all being productive

i swear to god it's the broodiness for me. i'm seriously nesting!

DD fell asleep so I have wrapped all the DC's presents. The house is still a tip but I have done 3 loads of laundry.

Pottering and watching Corrie (recorded) will JK on ITV2 plus one in a bit.

Plus my internet keeps dropping.

But I'm here and I love you all. Feeling very festive!!! I need to get my arse into gear though and start wrapping stuff!!

have moved furniture and sorted piles and cleaned in here. still need to clean bathroom and stairs and kitchen and cook dinner for 7 people.

think i'll have a little rest and smoke stop, then a bath and then crack on again.

What's that saying? Idle hands make light work for the Devil????

Sounds like your mad busy Satan. It'll be worth it I'm sure

the devil makes work for idle hands i think.

i want the tory's sperm mouse! have to make an effort

You sound productive Satan

I found loads of presents I had forgotten about.

My lovely Mum has offered to go halves with me on this kitchen for DD's birthday.

aw cute! I love ikea - not the actual shop, you understand but the cafe and food shop - I like pretending to be scandinavian and buying herring, I'm a bit weird like that

playdoh is OK, it's plasticine that's grimn - as playdoh just dries up and can be cleaned up easily but plasticine is forever (shudders)

Dear Jim Santa.

Satan has been a very good girl all year so for Christmas, can you please fix it for her get the Tory to give her some sperm? I'm sure he has loads and won't mind giving some to a very good cause.

No sex, well, we'll worry about that at the time, but if you could see your way to helping Satan breed, I'd be most grateful!!

Love 'n' hugs,

Mouse xx

D'ya think that will help??

Tc, I never said - It's good to have you back

Does anyone remember a story in the paper about a girl with no vagina who got pregnant because she was stabbed after oral sex?

Not thaty it has any relevance to Satan's situation, just all the sperm talk jogged my memory.