LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer All The Way..............

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

.............Oh What Fun It Is Too Ride On Satan's Winter Sleigh!!!

Hey, I'm Mouseface.

I have now managed to, ahem, stop adding to my current weight, so I'm just going to sit the winter out.

Come the New Year, I'm kicking ass. As I am sure the other LIGHTer ladies will be too.

Maybe. Hopefully. If I can convince them too.

Anyway, come meet them all........ and feel free to join in!!

It was like that here yesterday Bubs.

It's freezing here but sunny and the snow is melting.

Hello, am all coffeed out but had a lovely time.

Have caught up, but it's all fallen out of my head, so to you all.

Blitz - glad you had a good time and mwah yourself.

Bubs - I am dreading the next two weeks of constant chatter whitter chatter whitter chatter whitter chatter.

Sometimes DD talks at me instead of to me.

Oh.

My.

God.

JK.

JK the first one and the first story I should add as I'm watching it on ITV2 +1.

Half my wrapping done. Ham sarnie. Diet coke.

Lasagne for dinner. Maybe some red wine to wash my sleeping pills down!!

RANT ALERT

What is the fucking point of me weighing out all the ingredients that DD needs for food tech, only for her to come home, yet again, with half the stuff she went with, all been out of the fridge all day and now needs to be binned???

I hate wasting food.

Grrr.

As you were.

That's shit Mouse.

(I love writing fangry )

I need to sort the kitchen that DH conveniently ignored all morning while he had the house to himself.

the ones with no teeth mouse? not that it narrows it down much.

im going to kill dd1. she wont shut up, she wont stop arguing. god.

AND I AM SUBTLE TOO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

Ah but Blitz - he was obviously wrapping all of your wonderful Christmouse gifts whilst he had the chance.

I wanted to write fangry but I'm not. I've calmed down now.

He's not getting me anything until he gets paid on christmas eve Mouse.

Right, blitz the kitchen. (see what I did there?)

Yes Brian - the no teeth no speech lot. I very nearly put up the subtitles!

I'll swap you DD1 for a hormental 11 (may not make 12) year old DD.

And Brian - you are as subtle as a giant whoopie cushion at a Sunday morning church service!!

Maybe that's what he's told you?

Sorry.

Don't be sorry Mouse, I knew what I was getting into. For our very first Valentine's Day he bought me the grand romantic gift of...

A corkscrew, I shit you not.

5 weeks ds is off nursery - been 2 and a bit already so you'll have no sympathy from me. 5 weeks!!

reporting in to say sorry i've been asleep and now i'm buggering off out for evening looking like something the cat sicked up.

but then blitzen said, 'i'm not tidying up just for you' so i shant lose sleep over my greasy hair and tracksuit bottoms

see you lovely ladies later x

Have a nice evening Satan and Blitz.

I can beat that. I was once bought new windscreen wipers by DH from the cat.

Mwah to you lovely lady. I only wish I could give you your presents in person. xxx

Lasagne in the oven, Nemo in the bath, DD in her room chilling, cards are all up, more wrapping I think as tomorrow is 'date night'

So, make the most of me whilst you have me!!!

UNO - if you are about, come say hi!!

Forgot to tell you lot, rang court this morning, no payment from twatboy and no contact or response to the reminders. So he'll be receiving a summons on Monday to appear in court at end of Jan.

Lady said the summons usually 'concentrates the mind' but I doubt it with wankstain.

Brian - he is a waste of oxygen!!

Can you bill him for the amount of time you have spent giving a shit about him and making his life easier?

TwatyMcCuntyBollocks.

Off to bed.

Night night lushies xxxxxxxxxx

this is satan on blitzes account. wanted to say ola and we've been thinking of you guys.

we so should live round the corner from each other!

think i'm pissing off mr blitzen but then again he fobbed off my taxi for me so he can't be too peed off with my presence.

love to all x