LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer All The Way..............

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

.............Oh What Fun It Is Too Ride On Satan's Winter Sleigh!!!

Hey, I'm Mouseface.

I have now managed to, ahem, stop adding to my current weight, so I'm just going to sit the winter out.

Come the New Year, I'm kicking ass. As I am sure the other LIGHTer ladies will be too.

Maybe. Hopefully. If I can convince them too.

Anyway, come meet them all........ and feel free to join in!!

Hey this Mouse.

I'm drugged up to the max but have hiccups.

So, I'm on the sofa after going to bed, only to be kicked out.

Pants.

Satan - Mr Blitz loves you really, I'm sure.

Alwalys room on my sofa for 1.

Hiccup.

hiccup-ish here too.

just consumed some chicken goujons hoping to soak up alcohol and sickiness but hasn't worked

guessing all are asleep now so mwah and sweet dreams x

yay for feeling yourself

my head feels yukkety yuk. night of guzzling cider will do that to you. especially if your boy then wakes you up at 3.30am. he's now asleep at the other end of my sofa. i vaguely remember grouching and getting him a drink and the pair of us arguing over the duvet

todays going to be long.

morning.

looking forward to it

boys still sleeping but i want coffee so will have to start making noise.

what does getting your punk on look like?

boy is rejecting his favourite programmes pretending he doesn't like them and wanting to watch 'something cool'

passed out with amaretto, lemsip max, benylin, diaz and ads. Cool. I've gone from never drinking to loving it

dp got ebola too, although not as bad obviously.

got parcels to wrap this morning for ebay then a day of parenting i think.

gran still in hospital, got an infection in the new knee now

bitter - tips please on dealing with the never ending talking dc please? feel im going to either a. go insane or b. kill her. And she never stops answering back either

Good Luck

Morning all.

DS has been up since 6 Despite not going to be until stupid o'clock last night.

Brian, have you played the 'who can be quiet for the longest' game yet?

I truly sympathise, DS doesn't shut up.

And can you all vote for me in the xmas namechange comp please?

busy sulking that i didn't get shortlisted and mine is clearly the best christmas name on here.

Did you actually nominate yourself?

yes. and i've had people telling me they love my name everywhere i post.

mnhq are clearly tasteless.

i've voted for you.

Oooh, your post was number 666. Spooky.

tried that game bitter, works for a little bit but then she cottons on. Its not even really the constant talking its the BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS she asks

Can you sign daddy's card tonight please?

What card?

Christmas card (thinks - obviously)

I can't write it I can't spell Christmas

I've written it you just need to sign it

When we get home?

Yes

When will we get home?

10 minutes

Why?

What do you mean why???

Why will we get home in 10 minutes?

Because we're 10 minutes away!!

So we're going home now?

Yes

What do you mean?

What do you fucking mean what do I mean??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

KILL ME. And that is the same every conversation about anything, ever. Seriously. I don't swear but my tone of voice is getting more and more exasperated, especially as the more I talk the more I cough. I'm thinking I need to take her to a psych she's so insane.

And she can never be wrong. And she argues back about everything. If you say 'can you get dressed please' she says 'why'.

Last night santa drove down the street. She saw him, lovely you might think. But then she starts crying because he stopped a couple of doors down for a minute (they stop at various places to collect cash for the round table) 'why did he stop there? thats not fair he should stop here, he never stops here, that boy has seen him 17 times and ive only ever seen him once and thats NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'

Yep, she's only seen Santa 4 times this week (at school/trips out etc) ungrateful brat

I love her to pieces but I just want to kill her.

Suggestions welcome.

tell her. you're driving me mad you nutter - you have to stop talking for ten minutes or mummies head will explode.

not a method that would work for everyone i guess

also has it's down sides in that ds calls the cat 'little nutter' now.

saf

we're having some real problems with her over selfishness, ingratitude, answering back etc, I might bring out The Books of Shame later

Think she's jealous of the Mole, we do keep having to tell her to be quiet/go upstairs etc because we're trying to get evil 2 to sleep. Might try some one on one time then i'll kill myself

i'm eating peanuts.

i've had chicken goujons and mayo and am now feeling like some instant noodles.

craptastic.

Parents have been and gone. DC are nearly asleep in front of a film. I've still not done any christmas cards so may not bother with them.

Mouse, your SS is being sent out today, the rubbishly wrapped one was done by Satan.

post came - thank you mouse

what was that 4 days first class?

no sign of my ss present though so looks like monday. sorry tc - may be late

bubs - you may have to read the instructions, desperate measures and all x