She ain't heavy.. she's my Lighter sister... tra la la la laaaa!

[Mittz]

Well, I'm just here for the banter and a chance to talk bollox, and we also do weight loss, WATER drinking (I'm the 'ficcial water monitor, and I have a badge), and heart to hearts..

I am the Mittz(not Mitts), I need to lose about 10lb, but get my head straight in the process..

I am sure one of my lovely companions will be along shortly......

Thanks for the snog Double. Hope you get some filfth from BSNN later

Ah, an up late pg lady. I remember those days, not for the arguing though.

MrM is about to get wanged. He has decided that now, is the perfect time to remove the lock on the bathroom door. DS is asleep.

Why do men do noisy jobs when they really don't need to?????

Mouse, I heart you. Not keen on foostick but LOVE 'Wanged'!

Saf, think of your allergies!

On ab lighter note, poochie is home.

Lizzy @ 'fascist DH'

Have 4 cats here if anyone wants one. Actually it might be 5 I cant remember.

Mouse - definitely - its getting VERY stressful in this house at moment with constant baby crying. DP and I havent 'seen' seen each other for what feels like ages (well actually we went out last Sat night but that was taken up by tales of my friends and why they were really getting divorced - his infidelity. nice evening)

SAF - that woman on that thread has done lots of threads about the situation before, they always go the same way Is it in relationships this time or AIBU?

Miitz - if it hurts it hopefully is nothing really bad iyswim. Perhaps a little cyst? Or abscess? Definitely get to the dr and stop fondling yourself woman!

Right off to spend the day finishing dd's bedroom.

All day Monday, and Tuesday and saturday nights Saf.

So Wed - Fri I am totally free.

Fluff, sorry you are having a time of it - Hope the GP manages to help Mole very soon.

Don't tell me you are a secret ham toucher double!

Right, I have done nothing all morning. Off for a shower and to stop ignoring DS

at back passage and ham toucher!!

You lot are fab.

Bitter - I promise never to use that word again, You know, the one for cock. It shall be cock from here on in and if I forget, shoot me.

Which thread please? I have just noticed that SAF and I have posted on the same thread in R about a twatish H and a random BJ......

Is this a serial thing???

Mouse, use what ever words you like my darling. Foostick away.

DFS doesn't want to play me, he wants to do some colouring in so that's me off the hook!

SAF - nor me. I hope she fecking kicks his sorry ass out.

Bitter - it is wrong though. The word foostick I mean!

DS is wide awake so I'm around for a bit, be hooking him up to a feed in a mo.

DD is out. With a boy from her class. He's lovely, sent me a message on fb to ask if she could come out.

Aww.

The nasty pair from yesterday haven't shown their faces as yet.

Week one of the school hols = 2 pairs of ripped trousers, 2 rust stained tops, 1 broken brolly, 1 broken phone charm, 2 cut knees, 1 badly scraped leg, 1 cut hand, 1 cut thumb and 2 hours of crying.

Anyone got any valium?

Double - have you read it? Seriously?

I almost typed 'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and ha'

Thought it best not to. Is this poster a regular 'he's cheating/my world is ending'?

Fluffs kinda pointed at that?

Well done on your day! Very productive!!

Which thread is it?

here you go

Read what she has just put.

I give up.

I'm off to cook roast beef with Yorkies and all the trimmings.

(Wonders why I haven't lost any more weight.)

Actually that's a lie, I'm a pound and a half down.

Next week I am back to serious shredding and belly busting!

mouse -- i meant the one saf was reading yesterday was one that posts the same thing lots. true story i believe, just posts it several times. the details are quite memorable so you notice. its the one about the step children not wanting to meet the new step dd.

i havent seen anything about bjs

Bitter - did you give DS some money for ice-cream then? £1.50 down!

Kidding! Well done on the loss

God, why am I not having roast dinner. Again.

Chicken and ginger here. With rice. It's gorgeous but I want real meat. I could murder a slab of roast beef and all the trimmings. I'm craving meat and salt.

Are we going to have a weigh in then tomorrow?

I think we should and then make sure we kick each others ass.

I'm happy to have a weigh in tomorrow.

No roast Mouse?

Would it be cruel to tell you that DH makes the best yorkshire puddings? That we are having roast potatoes, roasted parsnips carrots and cauliflower with our Beef?

And lashings of gravy?

No that would be cruel.

(That'll teach you for the ice-cream jibe you fecker! )