She ain't heavy.. she's my Lighter sister... tra la la la laaaa!

[Mittz]

Well, I'm just here for the banter and a chance to talk bollox, and we also do weight loss, WATER drinking (I'm the 'ficcial water monitor, and I have a badge), and heart to hearts..

I am the Mittz(not Mitts), I need to lose about 10lb, but get my head straight in the process..

I am sure one of my lovely companions will be along shortly......

Goobs - beltin, thanks.

Afternoon all

Been very busy trying to sort RL out for a few days. I nearly got buried under the mountain of paperwork, but after filing for England and about 50 phonecalls i feel much more in control

Diet going ok, other than 2 beers sneaking down my throat at the theatre last night. Went to see Mum's The Word and can thoroughly recommend if it comes to a theatre near you. DH said it sounded like MN on stage

Hope all is well with everone? (only a chance to skim back ), especially Alice & Baby Exit plans, Mouse and the builders, Mitts with family crap, Fanny with work and Iggi with insurance tosser. Oh and SAF, hope the ironing pile is still clear - in my defence though it is clean

How is the neighbour Double - any romantic overtures?

LOL, i am sure there can be no household in the land where both paperwork and laundry are completed and filed at the same time

Sorry to hear of your panic attack, but nice to have lovely staff to look after you

Definitely. Actually i should have clarified my first point in that never all sorted if you have DC's. My paperwork and laundry was a dream when i lived on my own

Hey, still no baby.

Hey Crispy

SAF - don't worry, these things happen.

The police, fire brigade, ambulance etc were holding an event on the local green this afternoon, so took DD along and i had a mr wippy icecream (banned in pg) and it was good. Really wanted a go on the bouncy castle but the bloke wouldn't let me (miserable fecker!)

More shagging it is then....

LOL @ bouncy castle Alice. I found out i was pregnant a week after a significant bouncing event for my nieces birthday. No wonder DD1 can't sit still

Crrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiissssssssssssppppppppppyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you you devilishly gawjuss woman you? >

I have had a nap and have woken with a dim but definite twinkle.

SAF.. soo sorry about the panic attack. I have started having them when I go shopping..(that'll help while I sort my finances out then)

D'ya wanna borrow Mr Hoppy Alice? He's good for a bounce

Theatre sounds fun Crispy.. I ain't dun nuffin cultured for a while.. I think I need an exhibition for some inshpitration.

I am going to potter, then wade through my clothes.. I have lost the back door key and have discovered it will be about £50 to get it sorted, so a good reason to have a sort out
xx

All the better for a lovely bear hug Mittz . Hope you find your key soon - try pockets, drawers and interrogation of children (with assisted bribary of chocolate buttons obv )

I have just sorted out my overflowing laundry basket so thanks SAF. I still have a dark load and a sheets load to do, so sadly can't say i have actually caught up

Mittz - so glad that DS's ordeal is nearly over and that the police were supportive.

I have my gym ball that i like to have a good bounce on Looks like i am doing the horses myself this evening too as DH still at work. Luckily i made a shepherds pie yesterday that only needs to go in the oven. DD is tired though and may fall asleep in the car, so i might make her some sandwiches rather than make her wait....

Are you aiming for 'get the baby out' now Alice? What about your kitchen?

I doubt a Mr Whippy icecream could do much at this stage.

3 months or so on, and I'm back at the same place of my face not fitting, and people posting elsewhere to hide from me and ?others.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/parties_celebrations/1011321-Bella-Norma-BOF-Reality-Dib-Vinny

this is no good for me, wondering who might be slagging me off on the facebook group and who may be dying for me to piss off and not darken their threads again. I'm going over to the nothing tastes as good threads, at least I don't have to worry about being regarded as some unwanted dull as fuck emotional vampire. In 6 years of using MN I have never doubted myself as much as I have recently.

feel free to cull me from fb.