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Sun nor rain can stop the march of the SHINEY cult!

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LollipopViolet · 21/07/2010 12:13

So, our 1,000,000,000 and who knows what thread!

All diet and exercise plans welcome, let's support each other and talk about sex healthy eating!

So, to recap, I'm LV, and so far I've lost approx 6lbs with many more to go

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Gigantaur · 22/07/2010 11:42

Cunty - my XP is the same. he tells me he can't afford to see the kids but then turns up in designer clothes. Cancells on them last minute because he has to go to a party with his new girlfriend nad her kids but he wont take his own.
some men need to be fed their own ball sacks.

Crunchy - Im not over keen on pets either. they drive me potty. but my children are just spoilt like mad and DD is a bit of a trainee vet. she adores all animals.
We were de nitting her one night and she was sreaming and wailing so i showed her one and explained that they were eating her blood and that was why she had to get rid of them. she looks at it all sad and says "can we keep it"
there is no hope for her.

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CuntMeYouCat · 22/07/2010 11:44

wasting - please add my exh to your 'wish the fucker dead' list, i would be most grateful

uno - yep its defluff. exhs best bit so far was pretending he was out of work for over 9 months when actually he WAS working, just so that i didnt go to csa and he therefore didnt pay a penny for his dd for over 9 months. he even told us of all the job interviews he was going to etc when the fucker already had a job. im currently taking him to court for the £3.5k hes in arrears on school fees, dont think he knows that yet though...

right, off to tidy dd's room now its painted and new bed is up.

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 11:47

Gigi, that's an incredible sense of empathy she has

Saf well hopefully I'll get an answer this afternoon (that's if they don't laugh me out the door saying "Everyone gets those you loony!")

Actually knowing my luck this'll be the one time it fades away.

CuntMeYouCat · 22/07/2010 11:47

saf - i have said, 'its ok, she didnt need feeding/clothing for 9 months so dont worry' but he has no shame.

god there are so many cunty exs around, worrying. sorry yours the same gigi.

catmeyoucunt was gone unfortunately, this was 2nd best

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 11:51

defluff well I hope you get it. Stupid little man that he is.

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 12:00

saf, I sympathise. DS1 has never seen his father or had a penny from him. CSA chased him for a short while but he kept moving and refused to acknowledge DS was his. I gave up in the end.

Now I wonder if I've let DS down because although we've managed without the money, that cash could have been put towards his future.

At least we don't have to deal with him wandering in and out of DS's life.

LollipopViolet · 22/07/2010 12:06

Just tried out my sleeping bag. I'm going to be toasty next weekend! It's a mummy-style one, so basically when you're zipped in, only your head pokes out and you can even tighten the little hood round your head to keep you warm

Getting it back into its bag though, THAT was a challenge!

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 22/07/2010 12:12

Crunchy - have you ha dyour interview yet, sorry so behind.

NormaSknockers · 22/07/2010 12:17

Right, getting back to healthy eating talk, which is what here for after all, I'm back on track today & determined to at least shift a few pounds before this wedding.

Jet thank you for the food plan, I took it round Tesco with me & stocked up nicely I've been in a food rut for so long so it's nice to have some new ideas. Tonight I am making BBQ chicken skewers with salad & crusty bread. Lunch not sure though, what's everyone else having?

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 12:26

Five yes, last week. They said I won't hear from them until August. So now it's the long wait.

Sounds like a cosy sleeping bag LV

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 12:27

Ooh norma, that sounds lovely. I'm having a bit of a ploughman's lunch here. All very nice.

NormaSknockers · 22/07/2010 12:28

Mmmmm Ploughmans...

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 12:35

Ooh and on ID's recommendation I've made a very thick smoothy out of one old apple, frozen raspberries and some left over home-made mango-sorbet. It is a little bit gorgeous. I feel healthier already

QueenofDreams · 22/07/2010 12:36

Yikes! I can't catch up!
Sorry to hear of all the twatty exes. Some men should do the world a favour and get the snip. seriously. ( I think I'm being quite mild to say that actually)

Anyway - today I have eaten 2 Nice biscuits and a bag of McCoys crisps WHY have a I joined a healthy eating thread?

FiveGoMadInDorset · 22/07/2010 12:36

Smoked salmon, extra light cream cheese and a WW bagel here.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 12:41

Five, I love bagels. I sometimes wish I wasn't doing a low-carb thing. I miss bagels so much sometimes

TrillianAstra · 22/07/2010 12:41

More ham and coleslaw for lunch here - the coleslaw is getting pinker and pinker.

Gigantaur · 22/07/2010 12:46

cheese salad bagette.

im not sure that its healthy but it was pretty tasty

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 22/07/2010 12:54

Afternoon!

Quick break while DD sleeps. Have written list of what to pack, sorted cat litter tray, popped to Toccata's for a flying visit and done two loads of laundry.

Still need to sort out Tax credits, blitz the kitchen, hoover through, actually pack and do one more load of laundry.

What did I miss apart from twatty exes and crusty noses?

NormaSknockers · 22/07/2010 13:04

Pink coleslaw Trills?

Fanny why do I never think to buy smoked salmon? How many points is it all together?