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Sun nor rain can stop the march of the SHINEY cult!

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LollipopViolet · 21/07/2010 12:13

So, our 1,000,000,000 and who knows what thread!

All diet and exercise plans welcome, let's support each other and talk about sex healthy eating!

So, to recap, I'm LV, and so far I've lost approx 6lbs with many more to go

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LollipopViolet · 22/07/2010 10:13

Morning. Sorry for dashing off last night, some weird person had taken over my brain so I thought I was best getting off the computer Normal service resumes as of now

I'm down to 12st 8 and 3/4 pounds, so that's all good, the day passes for the spa are booked, just need to let the lady know what time we're arriving. Great that I could do it all by email. Just need to sort arrival times and trains really.

Looking forward to seeing my 2 mates tomorrow, as well as some of the girls they went to school with, who I did meet at a party but couldn't really get to know well! So a nice meal out tomorrow, and a strict diet and exercise plan before and after! Starts today!

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 10:16

AND I've got a weird thing in my nose that appears when I'm stressed. It swells up enormously and gets all crusty inside (That one's for BOF), I've got an appointment this afternoon with GP to find out finally what it is (apparently previously I went too late and they couldn't tell).

Any suggestions? It hurts! And I have crap hair. And my H is a prat. And DS2 wet the bed for the first time in months (no prizes for guessing why). And, and, and...

They're all petty complaints really, but they're getting to me!

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 10:21

ID sounds good on the grant front

I went from long to a bob around a year ago, but I just can't get used to cutting it more often to keep the shape. So now it's just a bit scraggy. And I could really do with a boost of some kind!

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 10:31

ID I seriously hope not. I've never had coldsores (that I know of at least). A GP friend suggested it could be recurring impetigo (yuck). In fact I can't really think of anything it could be which isn't horrible. It starts off as a sore patch, and as it gets bigger it gets all crusty (like impetigo), and I can feel it higher up towards my sinuses too. It's been appearing over the last couple of years, only at times of stress.

Like stress alone isn't enough to deal with!

CuntMeYouCat · 22/07/2010 10:33

god you lot are grossing me out. vagina paste is one thing, nose crust is a totally different kettle of fish.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 10:36

Now if we could just combine the two...

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 10:37

I've made myself

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 10:42

Good idea ID, will take some vits now.

Hello LV.

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 10:48

Couldn't find any vitamins, so've taken some ibuprofen instead.

@ ID's toast.

CuntMeYouCat · 22/07/2010 10:57

missed your post bitter, have a fab break.

miitz - enjoy your pampering and i hope ds is ok x

Gigantaur · 22/07/2010 11:06

Vag paste - kettle of fish. am i the only one arf arf ing at that?

I now have a new jack russell, I think i have gone totally bonkers.

i know have a cocker spaniel named Albert, a JAck russell called (at the mo) Milo, two kittens called Daisy and Molly, two goldfish called Ben and Jerry, a royal python called Monty and a corn snake called Sam.

my house is starting to resemble Whipsnade.

he is cute though.

Right, where is mouse and why has she not revealed her fabulous news to me yet? I have stopped working briefly just to find out what it was.

at Saf getting blamed for being Cunt.

LV - I think you must have missed it, we were offering you some advice last night about what you posted. There was loads of really helpfull bits in amongst my own ramblings. I know the thread moves so quickly you may not have had a chance to read them.

Gigantaur · 22/07/2010 11:07

i now have. my spelling is getting worse

CuntMeYouCat · 22/07/2010 11:15

just need to dump this here, no responses necessary, but i feel the need to scream.

exh just got in touch as wants to see dd overnight on 7th august. he normally sees her every 5 weeks for 5 hours (i may have mentioned this before ).

anyway, dp asked him if he'd like to see his dd every two weeks like hes supposed to, apparently "things are very tight financially. Obviously as soon as i am able to i will be wanting to see her more"

He didnt come to her school play, her prize giving, her sports day, her swimming gala, nothing.

Hes been using the 'no money' line now for over a year. So in A YEAR he has seen his daughter 12 times, and twice of those either we or my parents drove her down to him. (he chose to move 200 miles away)

if he would just fuck off totally then fine, but he wont. he just appears every fucking five weeks and then at christmas says he should 'have her' on christmas day. oh and then lets her down by not turning up on boxing day etc etc

AND, THIS BIT REALLY ANNOYS ME, when he comes up he takes her to the sealife centre (circa £60 for the 3 of them, dont ask but his father comes up EVERY TIME) then last time he came up he took her to hatton country farm i think its called which would have been easy £100 for the day. We've told him of loads of free/cheap places near here with animals etc he could take her to but no. Then he buys her 4 x soft toys at least, 4 x random stupid toys that are ignored within seconds and lunch out, never sandwiches he's made!

im trying to say that if he lived how we have to - packed lunches, days at cheap places out etc he could afford to come up every two weeks!! Oh and he said he couldnt afford to come up to see his dd then the next week went to florence with his girlfriend.

FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGG TWATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Thank you.

CuntMeYouCat · 22/07/2010 11:17

fuck me that was long, sorry

saf - wasnt trying to get you the blame for any particular reason, just thought it would be funny. and i usually blame double so thought i better spread it around a bit

CuntMeYouCat · 22/07/2010 11:18

gigi - yeah where is the mouse? and do you want my cats? i have 4.

yesterday my dad found a mouse's head behind my sofa, just the head!!

BitOfFun · 22/07/2010 11:19

What is Mouse's news?

UNO, I get nose crust when stressed too- I always assumed it was just sore skin from blowing my nose with my hayfever/constant colds. I think you may be right about coldsores or impetigo though. Urgh.

wastingaway · 22/07/2010 11:26

I am getting nothing done.

Mouse, what's the news?! Are we going to be sitting him in anticipation all day?!

Cunty, I hate that shit. I know someone who's DP/XP is like that and I happily wish the fucker dead.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 22/07/2010 11:26

BOf, horrible isn't it?

Ooh yes, where's mouse? What's her news?!

Gigi, your house sounds a little like mine, 30 odd fish, one cat, one cocker spaniel, one corn snake...

And I keep telling everyone I'm not that keen on animals

Cat (Defluff ain't it?) sorry about your ex. It sounds like he wants to wisk her off her feet when he's got her in an attempt to make up for the fact that he's a twat. When will they realise that their DCs just want stability and to feel loved?!

LollipopViolet · 22/07/2010 11:37

Gigi, thank you, will go back through the thread in a bit

Just finished off some cottage cheese with celery sticks for brunch, will eat later, probably 2pm or something. Am patiently waiting for the postman as I'm hoping my new EA Sports Active game arrives today. Have the accessory pack, just need the software!

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