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Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

1001 replies

bellavita · 12/07/2010 09:05

This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

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Mouseface · 13/07/2010 15:59

Double - what film? Pray tell?

Mouseface · 13/07/2010 16:00

'sniper' not snipper.

Silly hormonal swollen fingers!!

VinnyTheTit · 13/07/2010 16:00

im furious that they are so blatat about it while i am sitting in between them

Smug twat is one sneaky fucker

sorry for jumping in a ranting, this has made me so angry

i need to calm down

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 13/07/2010 16:01

He will get his just desserts Vinny, mark my words.

Mittz · 13/07/2010 16:01

It's K boxing night Vinny... I can do the honours if you like.. I have angst issues to dump...[mean Mittz emoticon]

VinnyTheTit · 13/07/2010 16:02

we can send instant messages to each other via a company thingy and smug twat is always sending other guy (who is ok) messages, then looks away like he did nothing, probably talking about me

Mouseface · 13/07/2010 16:10

Vinny - of course they are talking about you. Look at you. You're fecking GORGEOUS!!!!

Mittz - any sign? I'm channeling menstral vibes your way.

Bitter - bloody summer song again......

Mittz · 13/07/2010 16:13

DS has been 'bullied' again and I have had a light word as he seems to be the village punch bag at times. (lad just randomly walks up and hits him for no reason) and as it was all pouring out he said 'and I know what Ben said isn't true Mum, you're not the village bike'. .

Fucking hell. I have been out 2 or 3 times in a year, with a female friend, hardly talk to anyone, and definitely haven't got close to any man, poor DS, what a thing to have said to him. Not chuffed myself. Have had things said about me before but have kept myself to myself since Ex left. Or so I thought.

Buggeration.

Lizzylou · 13/07/2010 16:20

Afternoon all

Gorgeous dress and shoes Bitter

Vinny, they are prob just ogling you, rise above it.

Mittz, cheeky bastard, it is prob just some Dad have wishful thinking. A gorgeous, independent single woman who doesn't need a man? Massive threat to some peanut dicks I'm afraid.

Sooo, have been working/shredding and DH calls me to say that he has checked hotel/ferry/France stuff and we don't go until Monday, so will go down to my Mom's on Sunday now. Least we have Saturday free wierd that we just got this in our heads, we only booked the Plymouth hotels 2 months ago.

Lizzylou · 13/07/2010 16:21

Oh and how is DS, Mittz?
on your behalf

Mouseface · 13/07/2010 16:22

Mittz - that is awful, just bloody awful.

You have so much else going on and now you have these horrid boys saying things to DS to upset him.

Children can be so cruel. Is your DS ok? And you?

I don't know what else to say..........

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Mouseface · 13/07/2010 16:28

Double - step away from the baby. Give him back to his mother. You have only just got your fanjo n=back in shape. Don't do it!

Mittz · 13/07/2010 16:35

FFS, DC's Dad is here cos he watches DC's whilst I go kickboxing and DS told him and he says..'well have you been seeing anyone?'

So I said indignantly 'no I haven't'

So he said 'well it's good to know if someone's just making things up or if there's something behind it'

Yes, I'm working my way through the fucking village, men and women, I'm not just a fucking bike, I'm a tandem.

Give me a break.

Lizzylou · 13/07/2010 16:37

Mittz, calm down love. I know how upsetting it must be but YOU know the truth and so do your DC.
It is just jealousy/wishful thinking, truly.

You are beautiful and capable, a threat.

Rise above lovely.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 13/07/2010 16:37

Mittz that's just horrible.

Double - would you like me to randomly call you throughout the night and scream in your ear? Just to remind you why you don't want another baby, you understand.

I have to get ready for work, but have a fab evening. xx

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Mouseface · 13/07/2010 16:53

Mittz - don't let the X get to you. Your life is no longer any of his concern.

But, if you are doing the rounds.....can you do me too

THAT WAS MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!! or smile at the very least.

Bitter - see you later lovely, hope work goes ok. Is it worth having a look for shoes for DD??

Lizzylou · 13/07/2010 16:57

Noooo, I saw Mittz first!!!!!!!

Mittz truly, it's just small minded folk with their own agenda. Sooo teenage. At school one week I'd be frigid, the next a slaag, then back again, never ever got myself in the position with boys that they'd find out one way or another so twas all make believe. Irony was at this point (about 13/14) I'd never even been kissed , left it so late I was embarrassed that I'd be laughed at.

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Alicetheinvisible · 13/07/2010 17:07

Mittz - obviously some of the dads are jealous they don't get their ironing done by you, with your peephole chiffon top and all

Vin - they just fancy you, i hope you are very aloof and give them this look.

Just cooking a huge vat of bolognese, it is the start of my nesting i believe - long may it last!

Mouseface · 13/07/2010 17:25

Fajitas in this house tonight, no trimmings, just the basics.

And Vodka because I feel that way out.

Right you 'orrible lot. Feeding time at the zoo, bath time, feeds to make, dinner to prep, lives to save, blah blah blah.

Back later.

Save me a place

Gigantaur · 13/07/2010 17:47

hello all.

Mittz - god you can do with the x being such a cock end. just ignore him it is just pure pathetic male ego.

Alice - we are having spag bol tonight too.

haven't properly caught up yet as i was just too desperate to come and tell you about my fabulous day

dropped DD to school and got a cab to the station, the cab driver drove into the back of a learner driver! nothing major buut they had to exchange details. we continued to the station but the hold up meant i had missed my train. I refused to pay the driver, he got stroppy i told him to kiss my fat white arse and went in the station.
because i missed my train i had to get the calling at all stations trainj instead which took forever.
Got out at the other and late and had Carrie ringing me as they needed to start filimg. FILMING? says i. i was unaware that we were to be filmed. panic panic panic.
Got another cab to the kitchens where i burst in to see Marco looking all big and brooding and much sexier than he is on the telly. (no tea towel today either which helped)

He comes over and says "hello Michelle, I'm Marco" i go all weak 14 year old virgin being spoken to by the school hunk and a tiny bit of 'he knows my name syndrome' kicked in.

I get plonked on a chair, no chance to slap some plaster of Mac on my face so i just had to sit looking a like a school run mum that has just ran all the way (not great in other words)

I get shown a couple of questions that the prodcution staff would like me to put into my own owrds and work into the conversation.

Another one of teh ladies introduces herself to me as one of my fave MNers - Madamedefarge.

Marco starts cooking. He talks about food with such passion that i start to forget that i am a cynical old bag and start to believe that he means what he says about urkey being tastier and better than chicken.

He makes us three dishes, Turkey meatballs in tomatoe sauce, turkey steaks in breadcrumbs and parmesan cheese, and Turkey stir fry.
All of it was bloody gorgeous and the nutritionist lady kept reminding us of just how great turkey is, that it is a super food and that it is so much lower in fats than every other kind of meat. so i sit back thinking I may just have to start cooking with it more often.

We ask Marco questions, both the ones they wanted and our own. Sadly i was unable to slip "do you like it rough" into the conversation.

He was very articulate and his voice is so smooth i could listen to it for hours. there was some banter and a few definitly flirtatious looks. and a couple that were so very deliberatly broody and leading man that i simply know he fancied me and wants to take me away to live ona farm and feed me lovely food forever.

or maybe not.

Anyway, it was all over and Marco went and sat in the cafe with his friend whilst we all had to do a piece to camera. dear lord, Angela Rippen i am not. God knows when or where it is going to be shown. I dont know if its just for MN or for a commercial or something. feck knows.

We got a load of Turkey mince, steaks and cubes so that we can try the recipes at home, i got a £10 sainsbo's voucher to buy yet mroe turkey and a copy of Marco's new book that he has signed with a personal message. No idea what it says cos i cant read his writting but my guess is that it says " your gorgeous, marry me"

So i got to spend the train journey back fantasising over being Mrs Pierre White. I like it. I think it suits me.

Not sure chris'd be too happy. though if he got fed regular i doubt he'd complain.

now, who wants to do me a round up of anything i missed?

VinnyTheTit · 13/07/2010 17:58

gigi, fabulous description of your day, i am pmsl

Mittz how bloody awful for you to hear that, and your ds too, it makes me so angry for you, dont the parents of those kids teach them any respect? bloody idiots

sorry for my little out bursts early, they most definately do not fancy me, they are sneaky backstabbing twunts, i know because they do it to other people, and i am getting sick of it, i think i need to start looking for another job

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