Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

[bellavita]

This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

Bollocks did you do nothing Bella. You pointed me towards phase eight and found my shoes.

Without your input I may have turned up looking like Su Pollard. (Athough with way cooler glasses )

My lunch today was ryvita sesame seedy crackers with pate and cheese triangles. Now drinking some '7 up free' which always makes me think of Back to the Future.

I have homemade burgers defrosting at home. I also have a call til 7.30 this evening. I am clearly superwoman to cook and work. (haha, much easier with no children I know so it doesn't really count). I made little cakes last night but forgot to being them into work, but I did remember to post off my camera to get repaired.

Bitter have you got a bag for the wedding that you can use?

Gah! No bag. I'll need a decents size one so I can pop a couple of nappies / wipes/ ditractions for the DC in it.

Big wipable cheap cream-coloured handbag for you Bitter?

(It was the green/cream dress, wasn't it?)

I have just tidied the pit that was DD's room.

Question for you all:

Why does my daughter seem to be on whatever floor i am not? She goes upstairs and is a bit quiet so i go up and she is hiding under our duvet. So i think, well i can tidy her room while she is in our room. As soon as i sit down amongst the toys and books, somebody trit trots downstairs. I finish up then go downstairs where she immediately stops what she is doing and goes back upstairs. i don't smell i don't think....

Dinner tonight will be chicken satay stirfry

Trills - yes green/cream dress. Can I get away with a cream bag and green shoes? If that's the case I think I have a cream bag somewhere.

Alice, Dinner sounds Yum. My sister has a nut allergy so all nut related things were banned when growing up.

I still get an illicit thrill from eating a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes.

Cream bag will be fine, you do not have to have matching shoes/bags these days.

Double - that's shite. Feckers.

DD got her mini trampoline taken from our gated back garden when we lived in our old house.

And one summer, some blokes stole pieces of next doors decking!! I kid you not. Weirdos.

Bitter - sorry, no bag that I could lend here. Not big enough for essentials anyway.

Ooh, this is pretty. I think it's too busy a print though.

Shall I just go for this?

OK, I'm sure I have a cream bag - crisis over.

arghhh fucking twats that i work woth

What's up Vin?

bunch of sneaking back stabbing cunts thats what

2 guys in my team who sit oppisite sides of me are always sending each other sneaky messages, and one thinks he is clever and i just want to smack him, smug bastard

Would you like me to take a contract out on him Vinny?

smug twat sends other guy a message, who then bursts out laughing, so i ask whats the joke? and smug twat pretends he didnt do anything while other guy starts stuttering 'oh err i cant say, well i can but i shouldnt, all will be revealed'

WTF