Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

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This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

thanks guys...

Now line up and form an orderly queue please...

Sounds a great day Gigi

f*cking mysogynistic twunts. could apply to both Mittz and Vinny really.

Gigi - sounds like a marvellous, a bit surreal though all that turkey!

yank something today on NHS jobs near you - not sure if it's too techy for you - it's IT support, preferably someone microsoft qualified.

OOh, Gigi, he sounds fab and you have made me laugh with your description of the day, bet he was smitten. You were in the MN beauty broadcast with Reality, weren't you? You are both hot.

Mind you, he's not met me yet

Evil evening thus far, DS2 pissed himself, for no apparent reason, he's done this a few times recently completely out of the blue. Both boys were pretty rancid and throwing stuff etc then me and DS2 stood in the rain watching DS1 at football practice. Till I got wise and got back in the car.

Mainlining gin as we speak.

sorry, was supervising the destruction of my dining table whilst the sprogs ate.
I have all 4 here tonight (mine and the DSC's) and it is bedlam.

I have retired to a safe distance whilst they play rock paper scissors. for some reason that requires a lot of shouting.

Lizzy - vodka is the cure for everything. I think Gin has a similar healing property.

He was much sexier in Rl, less ragged looking.
yes it was reality and I looking devestatingly awful gorgeous on MNTV

Glad you had a great time Gigi, I bet you looked gorgeous .

Mittz and Vinny >

I was a proper italian mama tonight.. we had ravioli in brodo for tea. Well actually it was my mama that was being proper italian as she made them and sent them back with us on Sunday.

Have I told you I love you recently?

What a fantastic day Gigi! I bet he fancied the pants off you. He is only human afterall.

Oh and Mittz- don't give it a second thought. Boys say rude stuff about each other's mothers as a matter of course, simply because it's the meanest thing most likely to cause a fight or tears. A personal favourite I have heard is "Your mum is so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on".

Evening!

Gigi, how fabulous! I wonder what all the turkey is about though?

Mittz, sorry about DS. They think you are hott. I don't know if that would be comforting though.

Am watching The Ugly Face of Beauty now and wincing.

Gigi your day sounds fanatstic - the only times I've had mince other than beef it's been rubbish - maybe I should give turkey a go... I could make turkey koftes and they'd be like good turkey twizzlers

(did I get the right? kofte being lamb on a stick/)

Bella your dinner sounds wonderful even though I'm not sure what it is. We have homemade burgers, made on another day and then frozen - glad I thought to get them out of the freezer this morning as I didn't leave work til 8.20. My one-up boss (above my Cambridge boss but below the one who gives out pay rises) was on the call and managed to get in a couple of 'it's very late in Cambridge' mentions. I wouldn't have said anything but it's ok if he does.

My office is all about the 'your mum' jokes. Usually implying that I (the speaker) am shagging your mum. In a friendly way of course. Everyone appreciates a well-timed your mum joke, or a good use of a potentially dodgy lead-in.

Wasting the ugly face of beauty sounds like the sort of thing I'd like to watch if DP were away - I've just flicked and it's Dr Christian thingy from supersize/superskinny.

Hi all . I am not often this sensitive before a period, and the pain! I keep expecting to produce a sprog from the cramps.

K boxing was good and I have been invited to go to an extra session a week some time! Can't afford time wise or financially at the moment but it would be brill!

I like that Portia I get very over protective of DS, he has been through so much crap.

Praying would result in shouting in this house GiGi...my two are exceedingly vocal. About everything. Glad your day was so good.

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Evening lovlies

Mittz - was going to say exactly the same as Portia. At that age, as soon as we learnt a new insult we would use it with abandon, and then even more a year or so down the line when we discovered what it meant

It's a different perspective from the Extreme Makeover programmes for sure.
I'd still look at having myself 'taken in' if when I lose all the weight, if the skin doesn't shrink down.

That awful woman from that Jobseekers programme last year has her own show.

Turkey also makes a good schnitzel, Trill.

See your point Trills but my 12 yr old didn't think that the idea of his Mum being the village shag was funny....
I would have minded less if I was getting any at all..[frown] It's like saying Mother Theresa was a Hoe! (well not quite I ain't that saintly )

Gigi - loved your description of the day. Was explaining to DH about you, and said you were 6'1" and all boobs. He said you sound amazing!

Just watched some trashy programme on Sky about sextuplets. The mum was having to have her abdominal muscles sewn back together and she had a boob job. She had BF them all til 8months old! She did look very tired though...

I have horrible cramps this evening, so sympathise with all you ladies with womb ache. Paracetamol and an early night i think.

Sorry Mitts, I'm not saying at all thet your DS should think it's funny, or that his non-friends were being friendly-funny, it was a barely-related anecdote not a piece of wisdom.

Er, Alice, what kind of horrible cramps..?

You beat me to it DIB.... Alice?

Just BH and baby getting heavy kind of pains. Second time round you get a bit laid back about the whole 'is this it?' don't you and know that if it is it you will definitely know

I hope you have out mobiles in your phone, Alice. I want to know the very second the real thing starts

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