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General election 2024

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

614 replies

nearlylovemyusername · 02/07/2024 16:48

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

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Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:10

Ok, what do we think.... when he goes to someone's house, does he take his shoes off, or leave them on?

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:10

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:10

Ok, what do we think.... when he goes to someone's house, does he take his shoes off, or leave them on?

On. And he forgets to wipe on the mat first.

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 20:11

he asked for money rather than gifts at his wedding AND it had a colour dress code

CassieMaddox · 02/07/2024 20:11

I think he takes them off but his socks have holes where he hasn't cut his toenails

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:11

He wears Speedos on his holibobs.

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:11

CassieMaddox · 02/07/2024 20:11

I think he takes them off but his socks have holes where he hasn't cut his toenails

🤣🤣🤣

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 20:11

MadameMassiveSalad · 02/07/2024 20:09

I'm going to be drinking sooo much socialist champagne this weekend!🥂🥂🥂🥂🌹🌹🌹🌹

Me too. Well I hope so 😬

MrsTerryPratchett · 02/07/2024 20:12

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:10

He laughed when Bambi's mum died

And during Watership Down and The Land Before Time.

And the last Toy Story. The bit in the crusher.

OnAndOnAndonAgain · 02/07/2024 20:13

He definitely prefers dogs , it's curtains for Larry the cat on Friday

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:13

He calls himself 'hubby'.

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 20:13

He hasn’t promised to tackle bison or sea serpents in his manifesto

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:13

OnAndOnAndonAgain · 02/07/2024 20:13

He definitely prefers dogs , it's curtains for Larry the cat on Friday

He did actually say today his kids want a German Shepherd!

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:13

MrsTerryPratchett · 02/07/2024 20:12

And during Watership Down and The Land Before Time.

And the last Toy Story. The bit in the crusher.

I heard he wrote that scene to traumatize children

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 20:14

He won’t make plimsoles compulsory or dumb phones

9quidicecream · 02/07/2024 20:14

His favourite song is Agadoo

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:14

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 20:11

Me too. Well I hope so 😬

Yes! 🥳 🎈 🍺 🍷!! 👍

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 20:14

9quidicecream · 02/07/2024 20:14

His favourite song is Agadoo

Or lady in red

OnAndOnAndonAgain · 02/07/2024 20:14

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:13

He did actually say today his kids want a German Shepherd!

See! cat hating bastard 🤣

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 20:15

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:13

I heard he wrote that scene to traumatize children

He also laughed at the "daddy, my, daddy!" scene in the Railway Children.

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:15

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 20:14

Or lady in red

That's his karaoke song.

itsgettingweird · 02/07/2024 20:15

Steady on.

Many would consider supporting Arsenal doing something wrong.
That is the big story here.

Absolutely. We are getting to the heart do the problem now and the real reason the OP started this thread WinkGrin

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:15

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 20:13

He hasn’t promised to tackle bison or sea serpents in his manifesto

That's outrageous. Of course The Wonderful Conservatives have pledged this already.

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:15

He is glad Pluto isn't a planet anymore

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:16

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 20:15

He also laughed at the "daddy, my, daddy!" scene in the Railway Children.

🤣🤣🤣

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:16

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 20:15

He also laughed at the "daddy, my, daddy!" scene in the Railway Children.

He actually thought Daddy should have stayed in prison.