Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

His socks leave black fluffy bits all over the carpet

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He's very confused by the fact that there are two people called Brian Cox on tv.

He did the same when Artax died in the swamp of sadness

I was just about to post that!

He was DPP, he put Daddy in prison in the first place!

To be fair, I'm sometimes thrown by that as well.

He thinks Chris Pratt is the best Chris.

This seems apt right now

Euw. Everyone knows that dishwashers are for cleaning engine blocks.

So? Declared. Football tickets etc, all fine.

He thought The Doctor should have let Wilf die

Um, who is the best Chris?

When he was head of the Crown Prosecution Service, he sentenced him.

Hemsworth of course! Closely followed by Pine and Evans. Pratt really is the worst one.

Keir: look at this. Repeat it in the mirror.

He ate the watermelon instead of carrying it.

Packham.

He makes tea like this

He donates fray bentos pies to food banks

He leaves breadcrumbs in the butter

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"Hemsworth of course! Closely followed by Pine and Evans. Pratt really is the worst one."

Ah! Sorry. Understood. Thats a great list of Chris'

Great thread.

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Has he donated a tin opener?