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General election 2024

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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nearlylovemyusername · 02/07/2024 16:48

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

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VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 22:21

caringcarer · 02/07/2024 22:07

@voteOutToHelpOut He didn't report them in the proper way though. He reported them between 1-2 months past the deadline for reporting. How is that the proper way?

Do you have a link? None of the articles I read mentioned a late return. It isn't ideal, but hardly a massive crime. I bet he is not the only one to submit late, if that did happen.

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:21

The first thing he'll do on Friday is push his kids' trampoline against the fence of Number 11.

BIossomtoes · 02/07/2024 22:21

Franzkafkascat · 02/07/2024 22:20

Or like Jezza Hunt he could have donated £32,000 to his local party to fund his campaign
Or like ‘honest’ Robert Jenrick who charged taxpayers more than £100,000 for "a third home" in his constituency of Newark, that he appeared to use only rarely. Or the way he dealt with Tory donor Richard Desmond and his unlawful approval of Westferry housing development which lost the council £30-50 million in an infrastructure levy payable to the local council.

I heard Hunt donated £100k. It still appears that he’s going to lose.

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:21

Franzkafkascat · 02/07/2024 22:20

Or like Jezza Hunt he could have donated £32,000 to his local party to fund his campaign
Or like ‘honest’ Robert Jenrick who charged taxpayers more than £100,000 for "a third home" in his constituency of Newark, that he appeared to use only rarely. Or the way he dealt with Tory donor Richard Desmond and his unlawful approval of Westferry housing development which lost the council £30-50 million in an infrastructure levy payable to the local council.

Yeah but I bet he never puts the loo seat down after peeing

Franzkafkascat · 02/07/2024 22:22

@Katypp ‘Left wing moralisers’ 😂 as opposed to what ?

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:23

Sigh. This thread was fun until the political stuff was brought up again.

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 22:23

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:21

The first thing he'll do on Friday is push his kids' trampoline against the fence of Number 11.

And then he will install a hot tub and a tiki bar!

Franzkafkascat · 02/07/2024 22:23

@ghostyslovesheets doesn’t flush the loo or own up to to his own farts. The bounder.

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:23

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 22:23

And then he will install a hot tub and a tiki bar!

And an outdoor sound system!

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:24

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 22:23

And then he will install a hot tub and a tiki bar!

Also, don't you mean sex pond?

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:24

Franzkafkascat · 02/07/2024 22:23

@ghostyslovesheets doesn’t flush the loo or own up to to his own farts. The bounder.

Bet be farts in bed then wafts it up for fun the bastard

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 22:24

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:24

Also, don't you mean sex pond?

Of course, apologies.

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:24

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:24

Also, don't you mean sex pond?

Yeah he has an inflatable chlamydia pond

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 22:25

He thought Mufasa got what was coming to him

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:25

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:24

Bet be farts in bed then wafts it up for fun the bastard

And then blames it on the dog.

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:26

He goes to the Cornbury Festival and goes VIP

HarrietPierce · 02/07/2024 22:28

He was seen at Womad wearing a Fuck the Tories tee shirt.

TeamPolin · 02/07/2024 22:29

Keir Starmer stirs his tea first and THEN puts his wet spoon in the sugar.

The utter bastard....

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 22:30

TeamPolin · 02/07/2024 22:29

Keir Starmer stirs his tea first and THEN puts his wet spoon in the sugar.

The utter bastard....

😮😭🤬

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:31

TeamPolin · 02/07/2024 22:29

Keir Starmer stirs his tea first and THEN puts his wet spoon in the sugar.

The utter bastard....

That's it for me - I'm voting Tory

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 22:32

TeamPolin · 02/07/2024 22:29

Keir Starmer stirs his tea first and THEN puts his wet spoon in the sugar.

The utter bastard....

Tell me he doesn't put the butter knife straight in the jam?

🙏🏼

RafaistheKingofClay · 02/07/2024 22:33

No, but he does leave toast crumbs in the butter.

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 22:34

RafaistheKingofClay · 02/07/2024 22:33

No, but he does leave toast crumbs in the butter.

I can't believe this hasn't been in the news!

Flyhigher · 02/07/2024 22:35

Rishi and his wife have accepted millions from the uk tax payer.

MadameMassiveSalad · 02/07/2024 22:36

HarrietPierce · 02/07/2024 22:28

He was seen at Womad wearing a Fuck the Tories tee shirt.

🤍🌹😆

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