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General election 2024

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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nearlylovemyusername · 02/07/2024 16:48

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

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MadameMassiveSalad · 02/07/2024 22:37

He regularly forgets to empty his penis beaker.

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:37

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 22:32

Tell me he doesn't put the butter knife straight in the jam?

🙏🏼

He does. He also puts the Marmite knife back in the butter...

NeverDropYourMooncup · 02/07/2024 22:38

Franzkafkascat · 02/07/2024 22:23

@ghostyslovesheets doesn’t flush the loo or own up to to his own farts. The bounder.

Mark my words, he'll blame Larry from next week.

SassyBalonz · 02/07/2024 22:39

Starmer is corrupt

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 22:39

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 22:37

He does. He also puts the Marmite knife back in the butter...

😭

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 22:41

NeverDropYourMooncup · 02/07/2024 22:38

Mark my words, he'll blame Larry from next week.

I heard he's going to downgrade Larry to supermarket own brand dry cat biscuits

#JusticeForLarry

mibbelucieachwell · 02/07/2024 22:42

OMG. I thought he was perfect. What a crushing disappointment. Still at least I found out before I voted for my labour candidate. Hmmm, I'll vote reform instead.

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:44

ghostyslovesheets · 02/07/2024 22:26

He goes to the Cornbury Festival and goes VIP

I'd like to apologise for this slur - I got confused - It was Dave and Sam Cameron I had to put up with the one year I was there

Georgieporgypud · 02/07/2024 22:47

He has his chauffeur park the Bentley over people's driveways on the school run.

caringcarer · 02/07/2024 23:07

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 22:21

Do you have a link? None of the articles I read mentioned a late return. It isn't ideal, but hardly a massive crime. I bet he is not the only one to submit late, if that did happen.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61781601

The following article is interesting too. It shows he spent far more than the person who followed him as Head of CPS because of his love of spending public funds on first class travel the person who followed him in same job did not feel was a good use of public funding. She only spent 1/5th of his spending over the same 5 year period.

www.declassifieduk.org/revealed-keir-starmer-billed-taxpayer-nearly-250000-for-travel-expenses-at-cps/

QueenOfThorns · 02/07/2024 23:11

Keir Starmer ate my hamster

CassieMaddox · 02/07/2024 23:15

caringcarer · 02/07/2024 23:07

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61781601

The following article is interesting too. It shows he spent far more than the person who followed him as Head of CPS because of his love of spending public funds on first class travel the person who followed him in same job did not feel was a good use of public funding. She only spent 1/5th of his spending over the same 5 year period.

www.declassifieduk.org/revealed-keir-starmer-billed-taxpayer-nearly-250000-for-travel-expenses-at-cps/

Hmm. I think Liam Fox wins
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/former-defence-secretary-liam-fox-wins-3p-expenses-claim-8862399.html

Or Sunak and his helicopters

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2023/12/17/sunak-personally-intervened-keep-40-000-000-vip-helicopter-contract-19987378/amp/

Former defence secretary Liam Fox wins 3p expenses claim

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/former-defence-secretary-liam-fox-wins-3p-expenses-claim-8862399.html

EmmaGrundyForPM · 02/07/2024 23:21

OnAndOnAndonAgain · 02/07/2024 20:25

He donates fray bentos pies to food banks

🤣🤣🤣
That thread was very unintentionally funny at times

Katypp · 02/07/2024 23:26

Chocoloca · 02/07/2024 22:00

Tories gave contract worth millions to their mates. Is that acceptable to you? Are you a tory mate?

Don't be silly and infantile. Why do people think that anyone who doesn't agree with the anti-Tory rhetoric is a ' Tory mate'?

Franzkafkascat · 03/07/2024 00:16

@Katypp but you are 😂

Lilimoon · 03/07/2024 00:16

Starmer screamed when he visited the Sistine Chapel.

MotherFeministWoman · 03/07/2024 00:24

nearlylovemyusername · 02/07/2024 17:10

Article is behind paywall and I exhausted my sharing limit. Google reposts

All I'm saying is that he's the same as everyone else. And he's not even in power yet

This is so pointless, I don't think even those of us voting for him have high hopes for him, we just want the tories to fuck off. He's not the next great hope or anything.

Melisha · 03/07/2024 00:43

We need competent government. It is as simple as that.

Chocoloca · 03/07/2024 00:50

SassyBalonz · 02/07/2024 22:39

Starmer is corrupt

Boris and tory buddies are not

Chocoloca · 03/07/2024 00:54

Katypp · 02/07/2024 23:26

Don't be silly and infantile. Why do people think that anyone who doesn't agree with the anti-Tory rhetoric is a ' Tory mate'?

Well you could be from the way you are defending that corrupt party.

Decompressing2 · 03/07/2024 06:46

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 18:12

What has where his wife went to school got to do with anything?

As for where Keir went to school, that has been hashed out a thousand times on MN.

Next!

Edited

You clearly are more invested in reading about Keir on mumsnet than me, not only have I not seen this hashed out on mumsnet - and quite frankly I really don't care if it has or not - its very interesting I write a pretty basic comment about one of my own thoughts and you feel the need to attack by being derogatory.

Its emotionally charged Labour supporters like you, who are obsessed with putting people down who don't agree with them, that has made me question voting Labour this year.

Everyone has a right to a voice - you don't have to agree with mine - but trying to silence me means you are giving the impression that Labour party supporters don't agree with the rest of the populations right to that voice.

GrantShappsOtherUserName · 03/07/2024 06:52

I think it's rather more the point that you attempted to discredit someone by saying what type of school he went to, without having researched even the basic facts.

user1984778379202 · 03/07/2024 07:20

Decompressing2 · 03/07/2024 06:46

You clearly are more invested in reading about Keir on mumsnet than me, not only have I not seen this hashed out on mumsnet - and quite frankly I really don't care if it has or not - its very interesting I write a pretty basic comment about one of my own thoughts and you feel the need to attack by being derogatory.

Its emotionally charged Labour supporters like you, who are obsessed with putting people down who don't agree with them, that has made me question voting Labour this year.

Everyone has a right to a voice - you don't have to agree with mine - but trying to silence me means you are giving the impression that Labour party supporters don't agree with the rest of the populations right to that voice.

Can I please silence you both so we can get back to our fun list of all the stuff Sir Keir must be guilty of? Talk about derailing.

Hallamlass · 03/07/2024 07:28

He thinks Blackpool Tower was built by aliens.

user1984778379202 · 03/07/2024 07:31

He's planning to build an extension at Number 10 that goes beyond the boundary line AND he's putting the scaffolding in next door's garden.

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