Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

Reform: +1

Does he do the hoovering because he doesn't know what a woman is for?

He thinks bees are too loud

I also heard he doesn't stop to pet to cute dogs on the street.

I mean come on, the man's clearly a monster.

On Friday morning, all Wagon Wheels will be confiscated and all Philippa Gregory books banned.

He's bet on Germany beating England on penalties in the Euros final.

Actually Chris Brown. We all know Starmer is a raging misogynist who hates women and girls after all. He probably has a poster of Chris Brown in the bedroom.

@nearlylovemyusername "I'm saying that those believing in saint Sir Keir will be disappointed at some stage. He's exactly the same as everyone else. "

You can always tell, can't you? It's the "Sir" that's the giveaway! At least this one can spell Keir.

He thinks Pikachu should evolve

He's a secret lemonade drinker ...

He thinks Jason Statham should've won an Oscar for The Meg.

🤣

The diiiiiiiirty bastard!

Isn't that the lesser-known B Side of Kirsty McColl's There's a Guy at the Chip Shop?

I like Jason Stalham and the Meg 😱😱😭

In these shoes ?

Sir Keir, is that you?!!

Fair dos, but Oscar material? I think not.

Never?? That's beyond horrific

😂

He thinks The Meg is better than Jaws, too.

And Jaws 2.

He doesn't wear socks with trainers

but...but...(get ready for a dad joke Starmerjoke and ear worm)

Bees are good!

Bees are good!

Keir Starmer knows that bees are good!

Yet another post from RussianBotsRUs sends him over the edge:

"I been tryna give it up but it's one of those nights - arsewipes! Arsewipes!"