Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

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Well to be fair, Rishi is short of money and his wife has had to sell ice cream on a French beach to make ends meet.

Christ, you people really are DESPERATE to smear the man, huh?

Prince William is frequently given free clothing and tickets to Villa games - should he be banned from being king?!

And God forbid a man look forward to a sit down meal with his family once a week!

Genuinely pathetic.

I have a bit of a soft spot for Chris Martin. On account of being a leftie.

Starmer, as we know, would put De Burgh in the #1 spot

And another excellent Chris.
There is definitely something about the name.

It's okay, the rest of us have hijacked the thread to ridicule their smeary nonsense. Pull up a chair and join in!

He thinks Chrissie Hynde should have her fringe trimmed because it gets in her eyes.

Oh give over op we all know what you were implying with the "saint Kier" jibes too.

Keir Starmer doesn't get his ticket ready for inspection

He chews with his mouth open

Ok. Drawing a line.

(Not really Chris is clearly the name of lots of marvellous people)

Or Chris Eubank.

Him, and my nan.

Actually, me as well.

He thinks Kylie should be so lucky.

Well that's a vote lost from me.

He hoovers around the furniture instead of moving it.

Nooo this is lighthearted and that's a capital offence

I'm afraid it is true 😔

He never uses a Bag for Life

Keir Starmer packs at the till at Aldi.

Starmer is a bit of a twat OP, but even I can see this is a none story….

@equisetum "Well he will be stopping work at 6pm every Friday, so whist the country goes to the dogs over the weekends, he will need tickets for events. Bless him."
He won't be stopping work at 6pm every Friday. Don't be silly.

.After downing a Keir's beer he belches the alphabet.

He laughs at videos of people falling over on YouTube.