Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

Neither does Rish! to be fair.
But then Rish! has never been to a shop.

He goes commando at PMQ's

He's going to confiscate Michael Palin's passport.

He puts empty wrappers back in the quality street

@CovertPiggery "He doesn't wear socks with trainers"

But he does wear them with sandals....

Jason gets his shirt off a fair few times. I just watched it on the weekend.

I'd give him one. <sniggers to self> Oscar, that is. <snigger>

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He thinks the noughties are the golden age of pop music.

I thought Labour had a three line whip on the whole front bench going commando at PMQs.

With After Eights mints he doesn't bother taking the wrappers out in the first place.

He doesn't know why everyone is so upset about Jack . He so obviously couldn't fit on that door.

He knows Ronnie Pickering

Tories bots are getting desperate knowing KS are going to do well, so non stop threads about how bad KS is.

Tories have never accepted any gifts or donations?

He's going to ban primary school teachers from ordering anything from Lucy & Yak.

And introduce a 450% VAT band specifically for anything bought from Popsy.

And put inflation on pritt sticks.

I heard that he dances around to Dancing Queen by Abba every Friday at 6.05pm.

He also secretly plans to introduce a 500% vat rate on anything bought in Cos.

I hear he has nefarious plans for Snag Tights too.

And Costa.

He was glad when they changed the names in The Magic Faraway Tree

Well they sound virtually the same, so fair enough.

England needs to get proportional representation in so that everywhere can vote what they want for, not this, not this rubbish Victorian bullshit. 2 parties!

Don't blame Meghan and Harry at all for leaving that mediaeval crap. Saving their kids;