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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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nearlylovemyusername · 02/07/2024 16:48

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

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user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:35

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:34

No, he is my dear friend. Well, he was until he cheated at Boggle.

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😂

Katypp · 02/07/2024 20:35

Notonthestairs · 02/07/2024 20:33

But it literally is above board - within the rules and properly declared.

Conservatives had 14 years to change the rules and funnily enough did not.

Most of the expenses in the expenses scandal were totally above board but that didn't stop people criticising the MPs who claimed. Totally above board is never a defence when the left-wing moralisers get sniff of a Tory and money.

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:35

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:33

He wanted the machines to win in The Matrix

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I knew it.

9quidicecream · 02/07/2024 20:36

He has plain crisps with his meal deal

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:36

He thinks wombles are vermin

CassieMaddox · 02/07/2024 20:37

#breakingnews via Clavinova on another thread

Get ready for this, it's shocking

....Keir Starmer 'illegally' sold ice creams on the beach in France when he was a student.

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:38

He shouts 'boo' at old ladies shopping for incontinence pads in Tesco.

VoteOutToHelpOut · 02/07/2024 20:38

Katypp · 02/07/2024 20:30

I haven't read the full thread, just the first page, but as usual I am amazed at the slack that posters are so willing to cut the Labour Party that they just would not do if eg Sunak was the subject of the article.
Oh no.There would be much talk of pigs at the trough and all Tories are just in it to get what they can, and the behaviour is typical of Tories etc etc.
But it's absolutely fine because he's a Labour politician. All perfectly above board, nothing to see here, move on.
Complete hypocrisy again.

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A bit sickening, but perfectly above board. Now, back to the fun stuff!

Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies
CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:38

CassieMaddox · 02/07/2024 20:37

#breakingnews via Clavinova on another thread

Get ready for this, it's shocking

....Keir Starmer 'illegally' sold ice creams on the beach in France when he was a student.

I heard he licked them all first

OnAndOnAndonAgain · 02/07/2024 20:39

CassieMaddox · 02/07/2024 20:37

#breakingnews via Clavinova on another thread

Get ready for this, it's shocking

....Keir Starmer 'illegally' sold ice creams on the beach in France when he was a student.

🤣🤣 bloody hell

Then he was seen trying to kick a seagull that made off with one , bastard

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:39

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:38

He shouts 'boo' at old ladies shopping for incontinence pads in Tesco.

😂

OnAndOnAndonAgain · 02/07/2024 20:39

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:38

He shouts 'boo' at old ladies shopping for incontinence pads in Tesco.

🤣🤣🤣

OnAndOnAndonAgain · 02/07/2024 20:40

I really needed this thread today 🤣

Thingscanonlygetsunk · 02/07/2024 20:40

Katypp · 02/07/2024 20:35

Most of the expenses in the expenses scandal were totally above board but that didn't stop people criticising the MPs who claimed. Totally above board is never a defence when the left-wing moralisers get sniff of a Tory and money.

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Supporting Arsenal is never above board.

MrsTerryPratchett · 02/07/2024 20:40

Notonthestairs · 02/07/2024 20:26

"Hemsworth of course! Closely followed by Pine and Evans. Pratt really is the worst one."

Ah! Sorry. Understood. Thats a great list of Chris'Grin

Great thread.

No. Pine then Evans then Hemsworth then

Pratt.

I only changed my order after seeing Hemsworth's documentary about sharks. Sharks and a Hemsworth in a half wetsuit? Should have been awesome. Boring as fuck. He made sharks boring. Be better Hemsworth.

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:41

He wears socks with his sandals. Pulled up to the knee.

Notonthestairs · 02/07/2024 20:41
Grin
Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:41

Evert. The best Chris.

CassieMaddox · 02/07/2024 20:42

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:38

I heard he licked them all first

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😂

Notonthestairs · 02/07/2024 20:42

Hallamlass · 02/07/2024 20:41

Evert. The best Chris.

Excellent Chris. 🎾

Clavinova · 02/07/2024 20:42

user1984778379202 · 02/07/2024 20:38

He shouts 'boo' at old ladies shopping for incontinence pads in Tesco.

He uses incontinence pads?
He is nearly 62.

CovertPiggery · 02/07/2024 20:42

He folds the corners over in books instead of using a bookmark

Mabelface · 02/07/2024 20:42

He never found "I'll have a P please, Bob" funny.

9quidicecream · 02/07/2024 20:42

Waddle was the best Chris

HarrietPierce · 02/07/2024 20:42

He sits on the beach with a knotted white handkerchief on his head