Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies

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Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 of freebies including tickets to over 20 football games (ft.com)

Sir Keir Starmer accepted £76,000 worth of entertainment, clothes and similar freebies from UK donors since the 2019 general election, more than almost any other MP, according to research by the Financial Times.

"Packham"

Also excellent.

He eats one finger of a KitKat and saves the rest for later

And famalam

In fact he said he took the famalam on holibobs

No, because he's evil.

An actual crime.

No because he's a right bastard 🤣 when he becomes PM the first thing he's going to do is ban the tin opener!

He took the famalam on their holibobs but his wifey did all the life admin.

I do not think people on here realise this.
On Friday morning, tin openers will be illegal. I hope you mad lefties will be satisfied.

He leaves his crunchy nut cornflakes in the milk until they go completely soft

I haven't read the full thread, just the first page, but as usual I am amazed at the slack that posters are so willing to cut the Labour Party that they just would not do if eg Sunak was the subject of the article.
Oh no.There would be much talk of pigs at the trough and all Tories are just in it to get what they can, and the behaviour is typical of Tories etc etc.
But it's absolutely fine because he's a Labour politician. All perfectly above board, nothing to see here, move on.
Complete hypocrisy again.

You've missed out

@Katypp - he's AI???!!!

In the words of your dear friend David Cameron, chillax. The thread has moved on since then.

Eh? What do you mean?

Yep, after packing all the suitcases she was seen walking at least a mile behind him dragging them all down the street on her own while he and the kids were happily tucking into greggs sausage rolls

He went to Wimbledon and didn't support Heather Watson.

Corrected, thanks

He wanted the machines to win in The Matrix

I thought pigs was Cameron, and in the trough is a novel way of expressing his behaviour with the aforementioned animal.

But it literally is above board - within the rules and properly declared.

Conservatives had 14 years to change the rules and funnily enough did not.

David Cameron is not my dear friend

@Thingscanonlygetsunk you are very naughty and I like you...

Seriously, chillax.

No, he is my dear friend. Well, he was until he cheated at Boggle.

He dunks his biscuit in his tea for too long and it falls off