cupcakes - wow, how bizarre! I'm glad she's a good friend and not a total cow. Or I might get quite annoying for you!!
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What about something a bit special and unusual, like a heritage variety of fruit tree that grows well in your area? Not just saying this because granny smiths are the devil's apple (nasty green crunchies!!)
, but because they don't grow that well in many places in the UK coz they need loads of sun and warm.
There is an article about how traditional apples are struggling right now here: www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/mar/14/apple-britain-gala-traditional They recommend Brogdale as a good supplier but there may be loads of places closer to you.
doreen - I am in awe. Being on a panel like that must be SO nerve-wracking!! And I know exactly what you mean about fielding questions after a presentation. I can never do it - my mind goes blank, I gabble wildly, and then the moment I sit down and someone else is talking, I think of a wonderful, witty, snappy reply that would make me look like Oscar Wilde instead of a gibbering idiot. I think being composed and getting your words out in the right order definitely makes you TV material. Maybe we'll see you on Gardeners' World soon!
What is wrong with Westland, by the way? Do dish the dirt (ho, ho) on compost manufacturers!! I buy this stuff called Vitax, which is the bagged up peat-free compost made by the local council. It's OK for shoving in the ground, but not nearly good enough for seeds etc. I use John Innes for that, but I've found that recent bags have been really poor - full of bits of stick and stones. I really must check out local community gardens.
life - I grew some globe artichokes from seed last year. Some people talk about it taking ages/being a faff, but it was dead easy to get them to germinate and they romped away and gave me a small crop in my first year. I got rid of most of them as the plant is supposed to need to conserve its energies to make more the next year -and I realised I had no idea how to cook them but I did end up eating a couple once I had figured out how to get into the thing. The flowers are gorgeous.