That car/bush thing is INSPIRED. My sister has some old stuff she wants out of her front garden, I am going to be all seemingly nice and offer to help, just so that I can do that. 
I had a lovely quick hour at the plot today, I 'built' my arch and dug it in! I've put it in sort of on the wonk, which my incredibly tidy neighbours pointed out to me as soon they arrived. They love a straight line and a right angle. I also put in 2 more tomatoes. It's starting to look green, as opposed to mud brown, which is very heartening. My beans look a bit illing, I think they suffered quite a bit with the wind, so I hope that this warmer weather heals them.
Still a bit of room left, which is good as I've not put in any cucurbits yet. I've typed that word so often that it comes up as a suggestion when I type c-u! Cucurbit. It's a nice word.
Shove - I bought all my seeds in a bit of a hurry, but I'v since read that Atena is very good tasting. For yellow, I bought - ahem - Golden Zebra. Yes, I liked the name. I'm also doing a round one (Rond de nice), and 2 greens: All Green and Early Gem, iirc. And 2 patty pan squash. I'm hoping to have a massive glut, so will definitely try juicing them. I also want a spiralizer to try courgetti spaghetti, tho I probably ought to try with a grater or julienne peeler first.
agoodbook your squash look so lush and green! I still don't know if mine are ready to go out. I guess they're pretty hardy so I ought to take the plunge. Tonight will be the 2nd night ought in the unsheltered open, so maybe some will go out tomorrow? I've hardened off a selection of each variety, so i have a reserve. Ooh, I added a bit more manure to BenSquash today too. That is my pic of some squash -on one of the plants, there's a whitish bloom. ..It's not the beginnings of mildew already, is it? 
Lovely pics, story. And I hope that your family share your love and excitement of the garden and of growing things! It does sound like you've been very hard at work.