I would like to confess I have scoffed a box of 18 creme eggs

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Which other thread?

Were they the full size ones, or the mini eggs?

I once saw a university drinking race - pints of guinness alternated with creme eggs. About 6 of each I seem to remember. I was nearly sick just watching it!

god its nto FOUR its from 2003

i was nice then

pmsl

Your ascerbic wit has obviously developed with age

I once put a whole creme egg in gob and tried to resist chewing/biting and wait for whole lot to melt.

Had a lot of time on my hands when 8.

the op did say it wasnt all at once.

dh cna fit a BIG mac into his gob in one stage

we ar SO proud of him

GetOrfMoiLand - Did you manage to do it without dribbling?

Bloody hell how old is MN anyway? 2003? 7 years you have been on here roland 7 years.

It was before I joined MN. Just.

I do like your use of the word natch

I can put a chocolate hobnob in my mouth with the chocolate side up, flip it over without taking it out, and then remove it, with chocolate side down.

No - have big nouth so could close lips round it, and managed to not dribble due to sucking in choc saliva and tipping head back.

It was actually lovely. Ditto when ate mars bar like ice cream i.e. didn't bite it just sucked and licked.

SEVEN YEARS

i know
40 seemed a distant memory then
no job either then...

I have to go and collect dd, but will be back to accept your applause for my marvellous feat of food jugglery later.

Was good practice for later years

BIG MAC? Christ almighty now that's abnormal

I can lick my own nipple

i know
he is quite well ( tried to phrase carefully) big.
it is a bit messy

I dread to think how much of my life has been invested in MN in 3 years, let alone 7.

If I had discovered MN when dd was a baby I would have been had up for neglect.

Can also fit 10 mini maryland cookies in mouth (this was experiment conducted with dd, who lost).

ta da

"what can you fit in your mouth" therad coming on?

Is is sad and strange that I am very much tempted to conduct my own big mac experiment?

Actually think is because I am on a diet and just want a bloody big mac. And a cream egg, mars bar, maryland cookies and other foods ,memtiomed on thread.

Are you 40 now roland? Was that a recent event if so happy birthday (and lol and various old lady jokes)

LaurieFairyCake - I can do nipple as well, should we start a club, we can pole dance as well

no not yet

a few months... am filled with escitement..

ggirl - I would do myself a mischief pole-dancing

Rolandbutter - it's all your fault!

I haven't had a big mac for about 20 years, but after reading about your dh, I had to go and get one to see if I could get it all in my mouth.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE BLOODY JOKING!!!!!!

I could hardly take a bite out of it because of the height - let alone fit the whole thing in. Does your dh have a flip-top head?

Surely everyone with dc can do nipple thing? What with droopiness and all.