Gillian McPoo, get out of my avocadoes!

[NotQuiteCockney]

Seriously , there is a Gillian McPoo advert in my avocadoes. Wtf? Is she actually taking over the world?

The pic in the paper is Frankenstein. For you, I googled him, and found this picture. He's still mine, though.

"Obv, her shit smells of home knitted, organic, GM free roses"

Mine does.

Oi! Bad Science guy is hottt, and a scientist. DominiConnor is not hottt, and is a quants pimp. Not the same guy

(Also, thanks to Frances, I have seen video of DominiConnor (from her private collection, natch), and he doesn't look like Mr Bad Science)

Oh, Frances, you're back to your normal name. Did you see the new novelty one I've baggsied?

Mwahahahaaaaaa.

Actually, BSC looks like the bloke I lost my virginity to. So, god, please let him not be DC.

(TMI, perhaps? )

BSG, obviously. Sheesh.

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I am pretty neutral about his appearance. It's his writing I'm impressed with.

Ah, it's you I had to fight for him. Fine, I'll keep him. I think he looks ok.

at Talking Mule

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But Francis is a famous talking mule!

There's an American actor I really like for his mad acting skillz, but not so much for his appearance: Phillip Seymore Hoffman.

I am just jealous I didn't think of it

and faux offended you are comparing me to a fkn donkey type thing

Fair enough.

I do periodically feel an urge to run about baggsying variations on lots of names, but generally restrain myself.

I have another f*cking cold. And DH was late home 3 or 4 nights this week. And DS2 is getting the same cold, blah.

Oh, and there's a birthday party tomorrow, and the host is someone I want to be good friends with, a lovely mum ... only I've misplaced the party details, so will have to dig up her contact details and call her and be pathetic.

Oooh, but I have dancing plans! My gay neighbour goes dancing!

Sorry, I can't concentrate on what you are saying because of the word "avocadoes" at the top of the page. It looks wrong. Isn't it "avocados"?

Hmm, I'd always put an 'e' in there, but Google gives 130K results for with an 'e', and 1.9M for without, so looks like you're right.

Avocados. No, looks like some sort of a drink.

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I can't continue talking on this thread unless you can correct the spelling error, sorry.

I would email Justine and ask her, I'm sure she'd love to hear from you

Hmph at Frances being so overwhelmed with spelling anguish that she can't read the thread.

Yes, a mix between Avocaat and Calvados, exactly.

And another good one bagsied.