What's The Most Disgusting Thing Your Child Has Eaten (Not Food)?

[fimbles]

As I was sitting enjoying my melted chocolate swiss roll and dollop of clotted double cream cornish ice cream, guess what dd was eating to my absolute horror??

Her Poo!!!!! Oh my God, It just ruined my yummy desert completely. This is the first time it happened and hopefully last.

I was so worried, I rang NHS direct as I thought she might get food poisoning or something, they said she should be ok.

Aren't Kids just absolutely unknowingly disgusting?

Can anyone beat this?, Hope I can still enjoy my cream egg tonight.

A friend's nephew drank a bottle of pig semen - bleeeeuuugh!

OMG

Ok, it's between Bob and suedonim.... Ick!

why did you have a bottle of pig semen?????????

This thread is gross! Yep, it's between suedonim and btbaby I reckon. Ick, ick, ick.

Gerbil poo - the Gerbils live in a metal cage in the kitchen and are very adept at kicking their bedding out through the bars which contains bits of their poo....(mercifully gerbil poo is small, dry and hard and not mushy). This happens perhaps 6x per day...and although I'm usually poised and ready with dustpan and brush, dd has inevitably eaten the occasional bit when I haven't been quick enough. Damn those gerbils to hell!

I feel sick

PIG SEMEN - OMG

Cat food, countless times. In fact she seems to quite like it.

Endless amounts of carpet fluff

All manner of gubbins from the garden - grass, dandelions, soil etc..

OMG - how vile and how funny.

Makes the Bushtucker trail look tame, stick insect and widdegey-grubs - pah!!!

WSM - Lottie loves cat food - every chance she gets!!! The other day as I was fishing it out of her mouth she had a fist full of it that she was stuffing into her mouth as well!

not my child but my dog - used tampons which had been down the loo and come up through a blocked sewer into the yard. the dog ate them and then passed them out in the street - so embarrassing!

Fennel I darent leave a dirty nappy lying around for long with my dog, she is gross.

The worst thing is when they come toddling into the living room having been in the kitchen, leap on the sofa and give you an enormous semi open-mouthed kiss and all you can smell is the warm farts smell of wet cat food How on EARTH can she like it ?

Surely the smell should put her off ?! Although apparently I had a taste for it too when I was a toddler, although, admittedly, I didn't devour it with quite the same enthusiasm.

Yet another reason why I am not a dog lover !

Another sudocrem one here, and fabric softener and of course snot!

Dd has eaten sudocrem and a spider that she informed me tasted of grass and was crunchie - I should add here that I'd been avoiding catching the spider because it was so big it wouldn't fit under a half pint glass.

Ds likes worms - he eats them like spaghettie and even says "yummie yummie"

I'm no longer concerned about the worms after reading the pigs semen - yuck

I need to know why and how with regard to the pig semen or I sahll not be able to get on with my day!

Yes, I think I need to know too. I think it must be a lie. Surely. No-one has bottles of pig semen.

People who have pigs they want to inseminate do! (It is a DIY job for farmers, isn't it, they do it to cows on the Archers - never heard of any of their kids drinking it though!)

You get it from AI suppliers - "get your lovely fresh pig semen here - stop me and buy one!"

Semen supplies !

Wonderful google...is there anything you can't find there? (MUst admit I was slightly concerned at what it would show me but it all seems legit.)

EWWWWWWWW!

suedonim has explained the pig semen in the past but I can't remember why either! Can anyone find the thread? baby on lap, so can't...

yuk to the cat food breath!

Did catch dd with a half nibble bonio one day.

Wasn't it something like the bottle was standing around in the farmyard waiting to be deployed and the toddler helped herself thinking it was milk...not sure, come on Suedonim, help us lunchers out of our misery.