Right then chaps, and fellow Tripadvisor thicko friends. I am off.

[Portofino]

I sit here looking at a load of made up shite, FWR gone to the dogs, few really funny threads any more. I am getting old, curmudgeonly and no longer able to sit on my hands. I am nice really, try to help people in Travel and Living Overseas, but the rest of it just brings out the worst in me. I am too cynical and impatient with scroungers, trolls, and those who big themselves up to get a reaction. I hardly dare post in relationships anymore.

I have had a lot of fun over the last few years, I have made some lovely, lovely friends here. much love to the atrocious cunts, the Woolley hugs lot, mrs d, cha0s, my volcanic ash refugee, all those in Living Overseas, the Benelux Mnetters, the feminists who have taught me so much.

I have too much work and a lovely family and they need more of my attention xxx

at Maryzed.

I have wine to finish,it will go off overnight if i leave it won't it?

How old is your DD Getorf?

If mine wake me then I simply return the favour when I get up. Funnily enough they're very careful not to now or they tend to find they have to look after their 4 year old sister while I simply have to pop to the shops for a couple of hours

I sound like the four Yorkshiremen sometimes with dd 'bloody don't know you're born, had a flat when I was your age, couldn't afford to turn the immersion on and you are going out for dinner with your mates to Bath grumble grumble'

She's 17. Scary!

With cork wine bottles you had to drink the lot because you couldn't get the cork back in.

Bastar screwtops ruined that excuse.

You can shove a cork back in the bottle.

I prefer screwtops

My Mum got a complete arse if i woke her up.

One night i was sick at the top of the stairs.

Another night it was out of my bedroom window

TMI sorry.

Oh, Porto. I will be sad to see you go. Look in in us from time to time?

Another time she got up and my (male) friend was asleep on the sofa,his bike had been nicked and he lived in a village about five miles away so i let him stay,she was cross.
I thought she was BU,and i still think she was.
Wouldn't have bothered me.

Moral of the story - RTFT...

Well as someone seems to have organised a Piss Up for Porto after I went to bed last night it would seem churlish to leave

I get into St Pancras about 6.30 on 29th June and am staying til Monday. Maybe I will start a thread later.....

No, it would be rather rude to leave now we've gone to all this trouble.

I'm here! Late to the party as usual. But I am coming.

And yes I am a smoker, but only when I drink. So, fairly often, then.

Huzzah and hurrah for a piss up for lovely Porto!

Yay eleanor.

Start a thread porto and we can round up some other atrocious cunts to join the party.

Eleanor, I have fond memories of sharing Marlboro lights in our pyjamas outside the Premier Inn, like the classy, sophisticated women we are.

That weekend was so much fun.

I direct you here and no more shall be said re my shameful flounce