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Right then chaps, and fellow Tripadvisor thicko friends. I am off.

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Portofino · 22/05/2013 20:44

I sit here looking at a load of made up shite, FWR gone to the dogs, few really funny threads any more. I am getting old, curmudgeonly and no longer able to sit on my hands. I am nice really, try to help people in Travel and Living Overseas, but the rest of it just brings out the worst in me. I am too cynical and impatient with scroungers, trolls, and those who big themselves up to get a reaction. I hardly dare post in relationships anymore.

I have had a lot of fun over the last few years, I have made some lovely, lovely friends here. much love to the atrocious cunts, the Woolley hugs lot, mrs d, cha0s, my volcanic ash refugee, all those in Living Overseas, the Benelux Mnetters, the feminists who have taught me so much.

I have too much work and a lovely family and they need more of my attention xxx

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AgentProvocateur · 22/05/2013 20:48

You're one of the posters whose posts I enjoy reading. All the best for the future.

SwishSwoshSwoosh · 22/05/2013 20:54

Oh, I have enjoyed many of your posts, wish you well and enjoy your lovely family.

lissieloo · 22/05/2013 20:57

oh nooooooo

AmazingBouncingFerret · 22/05/2013 20:57

Sad I'll miss your posts on here porto, you're one of the gooduns.

Take a break hun ((((floppy hugs))))

TheSecondComing · 22/05/2013 21:10

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AnyFucker · 22/05/2013 21:10

Have a break, and come back refreshed. Please ?

fifilacklustre · 22/05/2013 21:22

Hi Porto, I am a newish poster but lurked for a while and have always seen your posts as open and honest. You have always come across as a person with integrity. i have also reconsidered Brussels as a place to visit. I think that mn will be the less for your flounce. Enjoy the extra time you have with dh and dd and return when the time is right.

Sh1ney · 22/05/2013 21:28

Why flounce when you'll be back in a week? Grin

FryingNemo · 22/05/2013 21:32

Stay on Living Overseas at least? Please?

AmazingBouncingFerret · 22/05/2013 21:40

A week Shiney? You feeling generous this evening? Grin

SerotoninCanEatTomorrow · 22/05/2013 21:43

Best of luck Porto - I for one will miss you (although you won't have a clue who I am - I lurk a lot bit) and as a pp says you always seem balanced and genuine.

CheerfulYank · 22/05/2013 21:44

Bye, Porto. :( All the best.

FuckThisShit · 22/05/2013 21:44

Does this mean you won't be sending me chocolates and fags then? Grin

Anyway, who will say all the things I want to say but am too chicken? I canNOT go.

BOF · 22/05/2013 21:44

It sounds like you just need a break- don't de-reg, just log out. I believe there's a button for it somewhere.

belizabus · 22/05/2013 21:46

Porto, what about Fantasy Football next season?! You jammy bugger.

SinisterSal · 22/05/2013 21:47

Oh no porto. I see your point though.

ScrambledSmegs · 22/05/2013 21:49

Bugger.

Don't go Porto. Please.

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Portofino · 22/05/2013 22:08

Forgot the fantasy football lot. Thanks for giving it a go without the lovely Lenin in charge. I tried asking for a prize for the winner.....

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DianaTrent · 23/05/2013 00:01

Oh fuck. Not you too. Sad
Wishing you all the best.
Thanks

DameFanny · 23/05/2013 00:03

Oh. Arse.

BeerTricksPotter · 23/05/2013 07:01

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AFingerofFudge · 23/05/2013 07:06

But beer that's the really annoying thing -all the good people throw the towel in and all the arseholes,trolls, sensationalists, wankers and attention seekers win. Hmm
Don't go Porto, you're one of the good ones!

BeerTricksPotter · 23/05/2013 07:09

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TheBirdsFellDownToDingADong · 23/05/2013 07:10

I don't usually post on flouncey threads, but (it's me Bucharest btw, still in my Eurovision frock) I would also be sorry to see you go, because you are refreshingly normal!! (and I always think you live in Italy like me but I know you don't!)

I do agree about the whackjobbery of late.

MrsGeologist · 23/05/2013 09:38

Yy, have a break and see how you feel.

You're one of the good'uns and it's sad to see you go.

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