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Right then chaps, and fellow Tripadvisor thicko friends. I am off.

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Portofino · 22/05/2013 20:44

I sit here looking at a load of made up shite, FWR gone to the dogs, few really funny threads any more. I am getting old, curmudgeonly and no longer able to sit on my hands. I am nice really, try to help people in Travel and Living Overseas, but the rest of it just brings out the worst in me. I am too cynical and impatient with scroungers, trolls, and those who big themselves up to get a reaction. I hardly dare post in relationships anymore.

I have had a lot of fun over the last few years, I have made some lovely, lovely friends here. much love to the atrocious cunts, the Woolley hugs lot, mrs d, cha0s, my volcanic ash refugee, all those in Living Overseas, the Benelux Mnetters, the feminists who have taught me so much.

I have too much work and a lovely family and they need more of my attention xxx

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nenevomito · 23/05/2013 12:11

Could you not just flounce to Overseas Living? I've heard that flouncing just to a particular topic is the done thing now.

nenevomito · 23/05/2013 12:13

I've been thinking of flouncing to Super Furry Animals. I don't think I could get into too much trouble talking about my rodents.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 23/05/2013 12:21

Oh, bugger. Sad

Please don't go. Have a break and come back.

I remember when I was nobbut a wee thing knee high to a grasshopper and you were a big scary feministy type. If you de-reg you'll lose your name and I won't feel the same pavlovian response of respect and awe.

(I have taken classes in flattery, you know ... is it working ...).

Seriously, don't go, and babyheave, shurrup.

MsInterpret · 23/05/2013 12:36

Another one you won't recognise Porto but wanted to say I know you and like your posts. Always find them helpful, frank and interesting.

Don't go. Have a break. (have a kit kat!)

lemonmuffin · 23/05/2013 13:09

What a shame.

I remember the thread you started a few weeks ago when you stood up to the misogynist crap being spouted by a small group of posters.

Respect to you for that.

reelingintheyears · 23/05/2013 18:03

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MardyBra · 23/05/2013 18:11

Oh no, not another nice poster going. I know what you mean about the lack of funny threads though. Come back soon.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 23/05/2013 18:17
Portofino · 23/05/2013 19:57

Grin at the links. Well someone has had a stern word with me. I realise if I leave I am letting the goady cunts win and that is not right or proper. So I might hide lots of topics but I am going to de-flounce. How embarrassing! Blush

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Portofino · 23/05/2013 19:59

Plus flounce or no I cannot leave the TripAdvisor thread. How sad am I?

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AnyFucker · 23/05/2013 20:01

yay !

DameFanny · 23/05/2013 20:07
Grin
lissieloo · 23/05/2013 20:13

Woo hoo!! I shall share this picture in celebration

coz its ace

TotallyBursar · 23/05/2013 20:17

Jeez, thank god that turned around.
Please don't do that again Porto, it plays havoc with my dicky ticker.

Glad we've got you for a bit longer.

Mitchy1nge · 23/05/2013 20:20

HOORAY YOU ARE STAYING

but who ARE all these goady cunts?

GetOrfMoiLand · 23/05/2013 20:22

I am GLAD you are not leaving, you are lovely and it would be shite If you fucked off.

I honk we just have to ignore the twats.

GetOrfMoiLand · 23/05/2013 20:22

Honk?

AFingerofFudge · 23/05/2013 20:25

hooray! glad you're back! (not that you went Grin)

nenevomito · 23/05/2013 20:31

You honk GetOrf? How about a nice shower? Grin

AmazingBouncingFerret · 23/05/2013 20:34

wahey.

Now don't make me break out KC and the sunshine band ever again. Ok?

MrsGeologist · 23/05/2013 20:38

Hurrah!
Should I get out a vuvuzela to honk my appreciation?

GetOrfMoiLand · 23/05/2013 20:40

I love the fact you put cha0s as well. Grin

MsInterpret · 23/05/2013 22:00

HONK HONNNNNK!

Grin
Portofino · 23/05/2013 22:29

But cha0s is cha0s to me Grin she has been such since lost the f0urth v0wel.

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MardyBra · 23/05/2013 23:42

Yeah. We now need deflouncers corner.