I'm Jumping before I'm pushed.

[usualsuspect]

See ya.

I am in Florida and going to water parks with the kids and they have lifeguards

I have to be so careful as I'm a bit fucking old now and come over all young maaaan and look like some hideous sex starved crinkly old hag

Are they another secret group?

I'm not kind to posters that think its funny to take the piss out of people that shop in Primark and Asda.

Obviously, Fox.

Whats the point of this here Twitter if I don't get sexy tweets.

Here - what happened to all the sexyladybots? The spam followers - don't see them around much these days.

Wait!!! Can we go back to Hi as sex thing? My bestie American friend starts all conversations with Hi!..is she sending me secret messages of lust?

Big orrible pen-ii as well. Wonky ones too.

fox - I am terrified when I speak to young lovelies these days that they'll think realise I fancy them, so I preface everything with, speaking as a really old person etc

Sorry, Usual did not mean to hijack your farewell thread, but I MUST KNOW!

Oh fuck sorry. Don't leave usual

Even if someone has had a big comedown in life, you can't use poor people's real lives as a jokey, oh woe look what I have come to. Not the ticket.

But no one was taking the piss out if shipping in asda or primark. Really they weren't.

But I'm not sure she was taking the piss.

I think there was just two ways it could be taken, that's all.

I would not never condone piss taking like that, being someone who does all those things. I've never even been in a Boden.

Usual
Don't you see that she was makign fun of herself - the person she used to be.

She basically said that a year ago she would have been all judgey pants and now she knows how hard it is to be in that situation.

I understood it as a 'jesus, how shallow and judgey would I have been if I had seen me a year ago'.

She wasn't making fun of those who shop in Primark, she was poking fun at those who judge them, cause we are all but a sudden redundancy, or a wanker of husband away from poverty.

Thats how I read it anyway.

Let's all agree to disagree and work on these sex messages.

Hi cyn

mme, me too.

Lolol hully. I do much the same. I am obviously so careful that all the gorgeous young lads I work with told me I am a fabulous mother figure for them (said with no irony)

I AM A MOTHER FIGURE now fgs. No more sexy and desirable. Ok they may be young enough to be my children but still lol

I WANT WONKY PENI

Asda, chicken nuggets, sausage rolls. Same old same old.

I didn't find it at all self-deprecating. Just weird.

I am not merely marking my place. I am making a purposeful contribution to the thread.

Hiiiii, Pickles! Are we all sexed up now? Just for record, i have never bin in Boden, either...

What are we missing? I might order a catalogue.

We are all distinctly unsexed up

You are all waiting for the clique and the list innit

The OP could have been taken in a number of ways. It was confusing and people were confused by it. I didn't immediately get that the OP was taking the piss out of herself/ making a commentary on her difficult position because I didn't know that shopping at Asda was a thing to be looked down upon, to descend to or whatever.

It is just a supermarket; it isn't full of zombies crawling about in the dark.

I feel sorry for the OP of the other thread and for Usualsuspect.

It was weird, and obviously some posters on the thread knew her.