I'm Jumping before I'm pushed.

[usualsuspect]

See ya.

We are right on track for a clique thread

About now

Or a thread with a list of in mumsnetters

You want to get on plenty of fish. My sister is on there and gets pictures of torsos and penis-es sent to her.

Is walter a snake?

Could you do the sex with walter the snake perhaps?

Can you IMAGINE being married to Usain.

I mean honestly.

What a fucking wonderful life.

Omfg I have never had a penis pic fgs

Plenty of Fish is horrific.

Usain

USAIN!

I have nearly been on mumsnet 10 years I realised. 10 years. No sex messages or penises in that time. What a waste.

I am NOT doing internet dating mullarkey with MEN sending pictures of PENII

I thought plenty of fish was a euphemism for Cod

I didn't want to ask what she was doing with penises

I saw that thread. LineRunner. I think it applied to msgs on dating sites only though.

No it would be rubbish, gerrof. He'd be all healthy food and early nights and no semen expulsion cos of saving his MANJUICE for super fast running. It would be dead frustrating. You'd be better off with walter.

foxy, Ive never had any dirty messages either.

I do get regular emails offering penis rentals though.

they are nice.

Ok. I had another look, LeMarchandsBox, to see if I could see what you are seeing.

Su someone was really nasty but that wasn't a name I recognised.

Then Usual was snide.

Then some people told them not to be so nasty. Among them

Chub
Northern
PerfumedLife
Bronze
Orenishii
Custardo
Alma
...

all jolly nice posters, but I can't say that I have noticed them being part of a crowd.

I think that people picked Usual up on her posts cause she is normally straight talking but kind. And this wasn't kind.

After all who would want their grandparents/parents/kids sending them a sex msg

I'm going to have a vodka and a fag in honour of usual's about-turn.

HOORAY!

Yes but I could touch him.

I could feed him wheatgrass shots and rub his bicep I SAID BICEP

I hope so NewStartSameStory otherwise I'm really going to have to change the subject heading of emails to my sister.

lolol Fox.

I am falling behind. I should be talking about sex tips and stuff.

How come I have never had sex tweets?

I thought Ussain was all in favour of the sexy time when training? Didn't he nearly break a nice young lady with his erm repeated enthusiasm shall we say?

He has a boyfriend you know...

He's quite big, isn't he?

We are clearly following the wrong fish MmeLindor

It wasn't them MmeLindor.

They are much more subtle than that.

He doesn't Hully. He is very polite in rejecting potential boyfriends though....