Explain a film plot badly

[ThunderInMyHeart]

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

A man plays a guitar and kills a load of people. He looks cool. (El Mariachi)

A dragon is tricked by a donkey, while an ogre and a cat steal the princess he was looking after. Eventually the dragon falls in love with the donkey and has his little dronkeys. On a side note, the princess turns into an ogre and marries the green beast. (Shrek)

Secret agent keeps not getting killed by evil world-dominators wanna bees, who like to see him suffer and to explain their evil plots. (James Bond)

The body guard and singer fall in love to make one of the greatest love song a hit (the body guard )

It's what goes on in your local woods out of sight. They make the mistake of coming out during the day to invade our space. Pest control tries to take action and fails. The animals have their own power structure issues but they do sort it out. However, they can longer go back to eating bark, leaves and tasteless food. Expect a sequel when they build war machines to fight and take over humans for the sake of junk food ( over the hedge )

It's what happens in the sewers of London. This brings a new meaning to those living underground and illegally. We bring you intelligent rodents with political agendas and class systems. An unlucky alien rodent from a London flat gets flash down the toilet and ends up in their midst. This means trouble. ( flash way )

Or possibly....the wicker man- craft project in the Hebrides ends badly.

People drive fast around the Australian desert for two hours throwing things at each other. (Mad Max fury rd)

Single mother of 3 opens massive can of whoopass on electricity company.
(Erin Brockovich)

Woman is a total people-pleaser, has been a bridesmaid loads of times, has a crush on her boss, sleeps with journalist who makes a fool out of her, decides she loves him anyway.
(27 Dresses)

And this one is, word for word, how my mum described this film when she couldn't think what it was called:
"You know, Meryl Streep, dingo get your baby"
(Erm, A Cry in the Dark, perhaps Mother? )

Spider pest control goes horribly wrong. (Arachnophobia)

Or... illegal alien carrying strong poisonous drug rapes local female, produces dangerous offspring and sets out to kill local population.

Some bugs cause small earthquakes. (Tremors)

Big nasty beast gets loose in NY. (Godzilla, King Kong, Ghostbusters, Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie)

A witch who was hard done by when her anti ageing plant was stollen from her kidnaps a baby in return to stay a live. This later leads to her demise when the child falls in love and become disobedient to find her way home. The witch ages and dies. The witch is the bad one. (Ropanzal )

Alway wash your hand. If not it could lead to world epidemic of virus spread.(contagion)

It's best not to go to foreign countries (contagion )

Also:
Big nasty beast with small hands gets loose in NY. (Godzilla, Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie)

(Eyes Wide Shut)

Ken from Ken and Barbie found a career to become an American soldier. (Captain America )

Donald trump is the equivalent to the hulk out off the avengers assemble. Needs to pipe down and not cause too much destruction.

Single mother snares stepfather for her 3 kids. There is some jazz. (The Aristocats)

Bunch of women worry about getting hold of lipstick while there's a war on. (Memoirs of a Geisha)

Eyes Wide Shut)** love love love.

A couple Knows there is an elephant in the room but won't discuss it. Lots of secret old boys clubs, prostitution, big houses and murder under the disguise of masquerade balls. The whole movie takes place in the night time so don't expect any day light . (Eyes wide shut )

Someone please tell me if the wife was at the last ball or was involved all a long. I can't seem to get my head round it. Watched it so many times.

A mutated Edward scissor hands become more competent with his hands. Learns to hide it. Becomes a biker and learns to fight. ( Wolverine)

Girl utterly RUINS her friend's dress. (Pretty in Pink)

Fat guy's bum catches fire and he learns about soup. (Kung Fu Panda)

Craft project in Hebrides ends badly Fantastic.

Girl gets much-needed haircut (Tangled)

What do you call a Chinese man and black man who are best friends traveling around the world fighting rich Chinese criminals? (Rush hour 1-3)

Sounds like a good idea for a party game a variation on charades or you may have invented a new board game

Narcissic woman kidnaps a baby and emotionally abuses her throughout childhood. Child goes off the rails and behaves atrociously, hanging around in bars with unsavoury characters.

(Rapunzel)

A movie where every one dies ( the departed )

A family unwittingly haunts. (The Others)

A quest for food and revenge. Humans are fishing all the fish, then complain when they become the prey, FFS. (Jaws)