Explain a film plot badly

[ThunderInMyHeart]

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

A man goes to another planet and tries to fight his way back. (planet of the apes)

With the other movies that follow, the human and apes get into a power struggle of gaining powers and losing it. Vice verser.
(Dawn of the planet of the apes, rise of the planet of the apes, war of the planet of the apes . Well the saga continues. )

A man goes and his team build a dam in Yemen to start farming fish. On this quest he falls in love gets into trouble and almost dies ( salmon fishing in the Yemen )
The description sounds better than the movie.

the rat that cooks ( ratatuille)

the car that flies movie ( chitty xhitty bang bang)

both said by my dd2 when she was about 4

How to kill a (real-life) president (JFK, Lincoln)

Men behaving badly in the wilderness (The Revenant)

Woman misses tube (Sliding Doors)

Naughty man is made to behave. (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)

Man visits lovely country house, becomes Roman Catholic.

(Brideshead Revisited)

An idiot and an arsehole don't get on a plane. (Rain Man)

Brainy fella fecks off. (Good Will Hunting)

Unexpected alien finds new home (The Terminal).

Sanctimonious upstart is not killed by friends. (Every Thomas the Tank Engine film)

Long, scary bus ride (Speed)

A woman fucks a guy whilst his wife's in care (Jayne Eyre)

It's all about showing the money. (Jerry Maguire) There may be a love story, and a boy and a football player.

A man precariously dangles from a wire. (Mission Impossible)

The odyssey of a man and his daughter trying to survive during an alien invasion. Eventually someone sneezes. (War of the Worlds)

Two kids trying to fuck each other really annoy each others families, so they take drugs and stuff. Both die (Romeo and Juliet)

A fucking long dream after a Bible story (life of pi)

Incredible acting for a history lesson with no new plot lines. (Lincoln)

The manifestation of society through young castaway children on an island. Societies Class, religion, sexism , politics , scapegoat punished by the group and murder ( Lord of the flies )

Children playing dress up to become gangsters running the underworld with beautiful women on their arms. ( bugsy Malone)

A car carrying three people breaks down, and this means quite a long walk. It makes them thirsty.(Ice cold in Alex)

Snakes on a plane (snakes on a plane)

The stupidity of a cartoon dad ( the Simpson movie)

Egotistical billionaire wages war against illegal immigrant (Batman vs Superman)

Lincoln true story with vamps (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

or the south really was evil (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

Chicken run with no hens - ( Great escape - I've read that how they pitched Chicken run great escape with chickens)

A widower, whose other children had been murdered, searches for kidnapped disabled son. (Finding Nemo)

Pregnant woman refuses to test cocaine and also there's a lot of dust (Traffic)

Hired help tries to swindle elderly cat lady (the Aristocats)