Explain a film plot badly

[ThunderInMyHeart]

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

A bunch of unemoloyed men who claim to see spirits and drive around New York in an old ambulance, setting off nuclear bombs and covering the city in marshmallow.

Ghostbusters

Teenage losers all have Saturday morning detention, chat for hours and all realise they have a lot in common
'Breakfast Club'

Guy on desert island makes mates with a football and talks to himself a lot
'Cast away'

Little boys toys all come alive and there is an alpha male struggle between the cowboy and the astronaut. In the second film in the series the woman comes along and sorts them both out
Toy Story 1 & 2!

An orphan from a war torn land is illegally adopted by an old couple in the American midwest, when he grows up to discover he has hidden talents he bites off a bit more than he can chew.

Superman

Multi-Millionaire with PTSD dresses up in strange outfits and goes out attacking the criminally insane.

Batman

Class geek suffers a severe attack from a venemous spider and develops strange side affects.

Spiderman

Genetically mutated rat takes over the mind of a French man

Ratatouille

I need to stop now, this is addictive

Bored housewife on the brink of having an affair instead finds fulfillment with exciting new career (True Lies)

Man dies horribly (Anything with Sean Bean in it)

Gorgeous sexy, hunky man dies and the rest of the film is shite.

( ps I love you!)

A man drives a fast car, shoots people and has a bit of sex (James Bond)

A bored woman fucks off abroad to "find herself". She generally fannies about before shacking up with a Brazilian. (Eat, Pray, Love).

Should have gone on a spa day.

The Descent.

anything with sean bean .

Man is pissed off shoots people (falling down)

Stroppy teen turns mother into a bear in fit of pique - Brave

Family employ nanny with dubious Attitude to health and safety - Mary Poppins

Man wakes up,to find everyone is a zombie - 21 days later

Two blokes have a fight and make a mess.

(Batman vs Superman)

Pedant goes a bit OTT about the definition of the word 'funny'
Goodfellas

Pandamonium

Kung Fu panda 1,2,and 3

Man's business fails but he gets a girlfriend.

(Hitch)

One man's quest to rescue sister kills far more people than it saves. (Vertical Limit)

A small group of young people get paranoid in a forest and lose their camera.
(Blair Witch Project)

Bowling fan loses carpet. (The BIg Lebowski)

Bowling fan loses rug.

Ahem.

British government subjected to sustained terror attack. Everyone is fine about it.

(V for Vendetta)

Like the sensation of feeling car sick? Then eighty minutes' hand held camera footage of a monster running amok in Manhattan is for you.
(Cloverfield).

A woman and two men fall in love with each other. They produce good strain of weed for growing in South America. The business becomes tricky they meet up with the South American drug lord/ was woman. All three die for the love of each other. (Savages )

A man manages to be converted and transfer himself into an avatar. Befriends the natives, falls in love. He becomes rogue and goes native. (Avatar )

Experts in car theft. (Gone in sixty seconds)

Who knew you could be an ordinary scared little teen today with bushy eyebrows and unkept hair to a princes the next day whizzing around in a limo.

It must be the lottery (princes diary 1) in two she finds herself and learns more manners or etiquette on how to become queen while fighting off the person who wants to supersede her (2)

Men drive Saab, drink wine, make regrettable phone calls. (Sideways)

Scissor-dodging woman wins freedom, goes nc with mother. (Rapunzel)

The story of a little boy who has the imp in him
(The Omen)

Group hide from Zombies in a pub
(Shaun of the Dead)

Fat girl looks thin. With hilarious consequences.
(Shallow Hal)

Policeman visits remote island and gets burnt alive
(The Wicker Man)