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Explain a film plot badly

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ThunderInMyHeart · 02/04/2016 09:14

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

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SuffolkNWhat · 02/04/2016 09:38

Cop celebrates Christmas by throwing German tourist off a building (Die Hard)

SuffolkNWhat · 02/04/2016 09:39

Man steals a loaf of bread and a load of shit goes down

(Les Miserables)

NerrSnerr · 02/04/2016 09:39

Priest gets thrown out of window by vomiting girl (The Exorcist)

Fish goes for a swim (finding nemo)

Nun breaks up relationship (Sound of Music)

FeckOfffCup · 02/04/2016 09:40

Some guy writes a really long list.
(Schindler's List)

DonkeysDontRideBicycles · 02/04/2016 09:43

Spooky hotel unlikely to score highly on Trip Advisor

(The Shining).

LordoftheTits · 02/04/2016 09:43

Woman is surprised that her partner treats her like shit, after a decade of him treating her like shit.

(Sex and the City)

EricNorthmanSucks · 02/04/2016 09:44

Boy joins drama club.

High School Musical 1,2 and 3.

LorelaiVictoriaGilmore · 02/04/2016 09:45

Kid cuts school. (Ferris Bueller's Day Off).

Shirkingfromhome · 02/04/2016 09:46

A group of people take some naps (Inception)

UmbongoUnchained · 02/04/2016 09:46

Pocahontas in blue. (Avatar)

Shirkingfromhome · 02/04/2016 09:47

Woman kills man with a punch to the chest (Kill Bill 2)

Shirkingfromhome · 02/04/2016 09:47

Man loses brief case (pulp fiction)

DonkeysDontRideBicycles · 02/04/2016 09:49

That footballer wosisname, the well 'ard one, and a load of geezers wiv guns.

(Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels).

DonkeysDontRideBicycles · 02/04/2016 09:51

Foreign bloke goes to get help after crashing plane in desert

(The English Patient).

TaraCarter · 02/04/2016 09:51

Strange woman (without DBS check) nannies for disengaged parents and tells the children to keep the details of their days with her secret from their parents.

(Mary Poppins)

SuffolkNWhat · 02/04/2016 09:52

Girl leaves Puritan home, goes wild with tattoos and casual violence/murder.

(Divergent)

gingerboy1912 · 02/04/2016 09:53

Grumpy unsociable man digs for oil and finds some. There will be blood.

SuffolkNWhat · 02/04/2016 09:54

Witch abducts children and man to animated island to steal from royalty

(Bedknobs and Broomsticks)

SuffolkNWhat · 02/04/2016 09:55

Two musicians widen the bandwidth of what it means to be a man.

(Some Like It Hot)

Gazelda · 02/04/2016 09:58

Plane + snakes leads to all sorts of kerfuffle. (Snakes on a plane)

MagicDucky · 02/04/2016 10:00

Dad has to got pick up his daughter. (Taken)

Gazelda · 02/04/2016 10:00

Spoilt madam gets her comeuppance. (gone With The Wind)

Gazelda · 02/04/2016 10:01

Boy does well in quiz (Slumdog)

LorelaiVictoriaGilmore · 02/04/2016 10:02

Female contestant narrowly avoids being killed in reality game show by suggesting suicide pact. (Hunger Games)

BurstBees · 02/04/2016 10:04

Prisoner gets a lovely poster for his wall (Shawshank Redemption)