Explain a film plot badly

[ThunderInMyHeart]

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

Good looking man in flowing robes from Laurence of Arabia is now playing a Russian doctor/poet - he get's married goes to trenches works closely with mixed up girl who is now a nurse - goes back to wife Russian revolution happens.

Shit happens wife and kid get out of Russia meets up with mixed up girl nurse girl they have a fling - her ex is big wig gets defeated makes way to them but ex big wig older lover pops up get her now pg out plus her pre-existing kid out. Dr/poet stays met up with mostly estranged big brother dies leaving poetry behind love by most Russians. Mixed up nurse lose their kid ask this big brother for help finding.

(Doctor Zhivago is a 1965 film directed by David Lean version)

Mother thinks her son is the devil incarnate. Turns out he is the devil incarnate. (The Omen)

Man who likes chocolates sits on a bench for a long time talking about his life to strangers.

(Forrest Gump)

British King goes mad.
(The Madness of King George)

Kids did something last summer and someone knew about it.

(I know what you did last summer)

Northern blokes stripping (The Full Monty)

Friends share flat and fall out over money (Shallow Grave)

American-Australian man ruins a movie with terrible Scottish accent.

(Braveheart)

People drive fast around the Australian desert for two hours throwing things at each other. (Mad Max fury rd)

An African zamunda goat herder falls for the boss's daughter by working at the poor product placement for McDonald's in queens. " Freeze you disease rhinoceros peasant." Turns out he is an African prince ( coming to America )

A movie about the making of male high heel shoes and boots. Sturdy, strong and long lasting ( kinky boots )

Some guys lose their car.

(Dude where's my car)

Dead psychologist talks to a boy but nobody knows the psychologist is dead so don't tell anyone.

(Sixth sense)

Girl has a bloody awful prom night (Carrie)

Woman fails to set up dog fur coat factory. 101 Dalmatians

People with fun super powers get angsty about it (Xmen)

Graduate covertly takes over the family business from Uncle, shags his Auntie and potential future Auntie and gets undressed in lifts a lot (the secret of my success)

Excon goes looking for a prostitute, for a prostitute (Mona Lisa)

"Who invited the killjoy with a stick up his arse to the Stag weekend?" (Mutiny on the Bounty)

"I love you so much that I'm going to set fire to your house, get sectioned, seduce your mum and give your dad a heart attack. Do you love me enough to visit me in prison?"
"Yes"
(Endless love)

AIBU to suspect my pregnancy isn't progressing normally and my neighbours are satanists? (Rosemary's Baby)

Women invents mop (Joy)

Man and woman meet and fall in love. Forget about each other. Repeat.
(Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)

Subbing to read tomorrow!

Fat panda kicks ass.

Fish is lost and then found. (Finding Nemo)

Grown men with professional jobs are unable to work out the very simple premise of a disposable nappy. The mother returns and sorts it out for them (Three Men and a Baby)

Grown woman with professional job is unable to work out the very simple premise of a disposable nappy. She works it out and develops a successful business on the side (Baby Boom)

Girl who works as a welder so skint she works nights as a dancer. Sleeps with the boss. Wants to take up professional dancing. Works out a lot, looks great in a leotard and leg warmers. Sits audition for dance academy despite the boss she's sleeping with pulling few strings, she gets in they're both really happy and drive off in his Porsch....

Flashdance.

Big black bird helps hunky dead emo goth guy avenge his lovers death
(The Crow)

Irish-American hotties play out a good cop bad cop tale with a fucking shit load of swearing you motherfucking rats. Also staring, Jack Nicholson
(The Departed)

Weatherman relives same day over and over and over and over again
Weatherman relives same day over and over and over and over again
Weatherman relives same day over and over and over and over again

(Groundhog Day)

Troubled pubescent girl made an orphan by crazed bent cops befriends lonely unassuming hitman and inherits pot plant when he dies

(Leon)

Unemployed, denim-skirt clad single mum takes on a naughty golden state power company and makes a name for herself and overpaid actress predictably scoops academy award
(Erin Brockovich)

Disney's biggest cashcow to date milks a cold cold movie about two sister princesses who fall out, make up, and learn an important life lesson all with the help of some snow friends
(Frozen)

Man's life is shattered one day when his dream home is invaded by a psychotic killer, who knocks him unconcious and kills his wife and children. One child is left for dead but manages to survive. Left with permanant scars from his atrack his father keeps him prisoner in the house and battles with his own mental health issues. He eventually admits he can no longer home school and the boy and sends him to the local school which is under special measures. During a class trip with low adult to child ratios the boy is kidnapped by a dentist who plans enslave the child as a playmate for his hyperactive niece. Luckily the father enlists the help of a woman with early onset alziemers to track the boy down and bring him home.

Finding Nemo