Calling all film fans - DVDs/Blu-rays to be won!

[SandyMumsnet]

We are most pleased to announce that today we are launching a Mumsnet Films @Mumsnetfilms twitter feed, where we hope to give you the latest film news, reviews and giveaways.

To kick things off, we'd like your favourite film quotes of all time with a Mumsnet-y twist.

Share your tweets with us over at @Mumsnetfilms and add the hashtag #filmquotesbyparents and also on the thread below.

We'll be tweeting the best ones throughout the day and we will pick one out of the hat to win a goody bag of DVDs/Blu-rays!

To enter, post your quote below.

Here are a few to get you started...

'Please put my baby in the corner'

'I carried a nappy bag'

'How d'ya like them cutted-up apples?'

'If you build it, he will knock it down'

Lights, nappy bag, action...

"toto, I've got a feeling we're not in waitrose Anymore"

'Go ahead, make my lunch'

'I am Spartacus's mum'!

"I love the smell of sudocrem in the morning"
"life is like a findus pancake, you never know what your gonna get"
One for the ttc'ers? "Go ahead spunk- make my day"

"There's a leek in the boat!"

"of all the white tops, in all the world, she puked on mine"

'Mumsnet has trolls so more power lines are needed. That's just the way it is!'

"But then I realised maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent on fucking Netmums. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die"

Ray/Colin Farrell in In Bruges

"There's a leeky nappy in the boat!"

Houston- we've run out of ricecakes

You're gonna need a bigger gin...

Ooh, another!

gentlemen , you can't fight in here! This is AIBU! (Dr strangelove)

"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a mumsnetter. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a mumsnetter was to own the world."

Henry Hill/Ray Liotta in Goodfellas

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn think I am being unreasonable!"

Rhett Butler/Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind

Can you make a torpedo? Well do so Mr. Allnut.... I've got string, a toilet roll holder and a squeezy bottle

(African Queen)

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum mum, which is what I am, let's face it."

Marlon Brando, On the Waterfront

How do you like them cutted up pears? (Good will hunting)

Piss. In going to be thinking about these all day!

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*g kids on this motherf*g plane!"

Snakes on a Plane, screaming kids style

"You're so Mummy and you don't even know it." - Swingers

"From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid! We mums can see EVERYTHING!" - Toy Story

Get some rest mum, you look tired.

Jason Bourne to Pamela Landy, The Bourne Supremacy/Ultimatum

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a mother in possession of a child must be in want of a gin!

I'll stop tweeting at you now Mumsnetfilms before I get thrown off Twitter for spamming :D

"Do I look like I give a damn?"

James Bond (Daniel Craig) after being asked if he would like his vodka martini shaken or stirred, Casino Royale (2006)

"Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

Ollie/Oliver Hardy in Sons of the Desert (1933)

"I want to be alone."
Grusinskaya/Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel (1932)

"Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"

Despicable Me (2010) OOPS sorry that's a NM one

"We want the finest gin wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"
Withnail/Richard E Grant in Withnail & I (1986)

"A Chugger once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Pom Bears and a nice Fruit Shoot."