The streamlined mallard is absolutely brilliant Magpie😂
MarieDeBandicoot sounds fun and yes I agree, it is highly unlikely to be already taken!
But I feel I'm known as MdeG by now elsewhere on MN, I don't know why but it seems important to be consistently me, even under a pseudonym. Which I chose before I discovered the wonderful Bluestocking, unfortunately.
Do I use the philosophers' or bandicoots' loo, you ask, Fuzzy - well, that's a difficult question for me, so I tend to stand outside the philosophers' loo wondering 'To pee, or not to pee, that is the question...'..
Only kidding, because bandicoot loos are very rare, in fact last time I was in a pub in my natural habitat I asked the barman where the bandicoot loo was and he said 'Anywhere between here and Toowoomba, mate, and mind the spiders'