The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)

[Magpiecomplex]

Welcome all, New Year (nearly), new thread!

One can never be certain.

That last picture is extremely unnerving.

Sausage anyone?

Oh, i used to have aTango man. I wonder what happened to.him!

About to start running the US with a tribble on his head?

Xylem turns up surprisingly often in codewords.

Er... no, thanks.

AI does not want to allow any such thing in its images.

Let's have another welcome day. We're getting a little bit close to <realittea> trying to trick AI into making nasty, recognisable caricatures of "real people" (a debatable point, but you know) - new year new creatures! Yaaay!

Been driving back from dropping the youngest sprog back at Uni. I packed a blanket and some leftover mince pies in the car incase we got stuck by the amber warning (has it got a name?). Haven't seen any falling snow but lots lying in the fields and slush on the road. We made it home safely but it was a bit nerve-wracking. Bar gerbil could I have a double? No!? Could I have a single, and another single but put them in the same glass? Yes, I can. Thank you.

Have I missed anything?

Have I missed anything?

Not much @lcakethereforeIam

Omg! Are you okay? Should I be pleased?

I'll be fine! I think!

Are they posting notes into you or polishing you??

Why are the women wearing some sort of uniform and wtf do they have on their hats?

I think they were having a break from leafleting when I collapsed!

No idea, it wasn't in the instructions!

To be fair it was that one or this...

They seem to be wearing bowler hats with miners lamps.

Gerbils dressed as the Keystone cops seems quite a good fit though.

I think the hats are bearing some sort of vegetable exposure meter, akin to Geiger counters.

I think she'll be alright now. The medics said this will counteract the effect of the vegetables, as long as she doesn't OD with another roast dinner tonight.

Phew, that's a relief!

Loving the Furry Rozzers. I hope they'll be permanent fixtures at the Bluestocking. In case if any trouble, y'know?

Typical. 🙄She's OD'd on the sugar content now.

Oh great. Boily's going to be bouncing off the walls now, hyped up on Sugsurte.

Boiled was so lucky that members of the Campaign against Real Food were taking a break in the bar.

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