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Do you ever think that some people are lizards?

55 replies

xmasbanana · 20/12/2012 16:41

I have felt the whole day that one group of people are lizards. I can rationalize that they can't be lizards, but whenever I think about them I imagine them having lizard heads and they say booooh.

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Salmotrutta · 20/12/2012 16:44

I think that some people should step away from the CHristmas sherry.

LonelyLinda · 20/12/2012 16:45

Blimey, did you experiment with hallucegenic drugs in your youth?

Salmotrutta · 20/12/2012 16:46

Or stop watching old reruns of "V" ...

MrsRajeshKoothrappali · 20/12/2012 16:46

Who were they?

soggycrockonboosh · 20/12/2012 16:46

WTF?

Salmotrutta · 20/12/2012 16:47

Boooh ...

bottleofbeer · 20/12/2012 16:47

Yeah, totally. The Queen Mother was defo one.

Look up photos of her, she was very reptilian. It all makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

Royals = lizards. And tbh it pisses me off that I'm considered a conspiracy theorist for believing what's staring us in the face.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 20/12/2012 16:47

Boooooh Grin

SouthernComforts · 20/12/2012 16:48

Christiano Ronaldo looks a bit lizardy

Salmotrutta · 20/12/2012 16:49

Oi Jesus! You nicked my joke Grin

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry · 20/12/2012 16:49

i see lizards whenever i see any policitians on the telly. Xmas Grin

are you partaking in a little xmas cheer a wee bit early perchance?

pictish · 20/12/2012 16:50

Yes I do. Famous lizards I can think of include Jeremy Kyle, Gillian McKeith, Olly Murs and Sian Lloyd.

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xmasbanana · 20/12/2012 16:50

the crisis team. I dislike them.

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Salmotrutta · 20/12/2012 16:51

Who are the crisis team?

NoKnidForABed · 20/12/2012 16:51

I am a lizard.

bottleofbeer · 20/12/2012 16:51

Crisis team? oh...

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry · 20/12/2012 16:52

oh.

are you not well OP? When did you last see anyone from the crisis team?

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells · 20/12/2012 16:52

It's a well known fact that the vast majority of our leaders are in fact lizard people.
Just google or go on the David Ike forum.Grin
There are actually people who believe this shit.

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry · 20/12/2012 16:53

salmon the crisis team are the team of mental health people you call in emergencies.

PandaWatch · 20/12/2012 16:54

Ken Livingstone for definite. He even got married at the reptile house at London Zoo! Xmas Grin

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xmasbanana · 20/12/2012 16:54

I haven't gone totally Oompa Loompa. I know they can't be lizards but I just have the feeling and boooh.

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TheSecondComing · 20/12/2012 16:55

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 20/12/2012 16:55

Salmontrutta Grin Story of my life. Think of a joke, type, post, by which time some speedy-fingered so-and-so has nipped in there first.

xmasbanana I've just realised you're not joking. Sorry. What makes you think they are lizards?

AnAirOfHopeInAManger · 20/12/2012 16:55

Honey they are just people trying to help please call them and tell them everything.

They are good people trying to help you xx

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry · 20/12/2012 16:55

OP if this is a wind up it aint funny.

If you are genuinely unwell i would post in Mental Health.
Do you have support and are you on medication? When did you last see a CPN? are you seeing lizards metaphorically? or something else?