Lemonade and elderflower water?
Aaah, that's better. Could have done with that yesterday, as went into town. Bit battered today, but got lots done so very pleased. Blooming cold today, mind you.
Y'are slightly bonkers about pet pineapples tho, hob. Have you thought that a hedgehog might be more rewarding...? 
My African mob? Well, that side of the family live all over southern Africa, including many born and bred Capetonians, shodatin. The white part has been there more than 100 years; the black part almost forever of course; and the Cape Malay part - who knows! I have indeed been lucky enough to visit over the years and also to work in the region.
I've also been lucky enough to take the train from the Cape to Vic Falls, back when that was covered by ordinary services and not just luxury tourist trains. And you'd be pulled by a steam engine, and peek from your bunk in the morning to see buffalo looming through the dawn mist, then a few seconds later patrolling rangers - and hope (b) didn't walk up the backside of (a) all unknowing. (Buffalo = Grumpy Buggers)
So yes, the Zimbabweans in particular have veg patches wherever they can - and did even before the food shortages. And my clever, clever green-fingered sis has a smallholding where she's also growing luxury crops like herbs and garlic. Or will be once she's got wire to keep the friggin' free range cattle out. 
Anyway, that's my narcissistic ramblings for the day. Hope everyone else has had a good one too.
shodatin it's a relief to find you back online, and I do hope your computer friend can sort things out properly.
Greetings to madmouse and snowmash and kizzie and butterpie, and anyone drifting through.