Oh it's like a miracle! Just a 30-minute interview with the benefits checker and hey presto! The depression, the anxiety, the delusions of telepathy, the inability to cope with daily conversations - all gone!! He has absolutely no points at all on the medical questionnaire, and is completely fit for work! We are liberated from the benefits trap! Huzza!
I'm SO looking forward to supporting him through his new job*! I'm really looking forward to the breakdowns in tears, the suicidal depressions, the accusations of infidelity! Oh boy, it's a brand new life!
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