Right, tell me something that DH will LOVE if I do to him in bed...

[MadameGeorgeClooney]

...and before you ask, I'm not putting my tongue anywhere near his sphincter.

Well, I guess it could be a sport.

Sports?

Exercise I guess.

Tell him you have paid off the mortgage!

What does he want/like........and why oh why is this in SPORT section!?

Bring him a bacon buttie?

I put it in sport because...well, I think FabulousBakerGirl gets it

pellmell - god, if only!

Okay, seriously, do you usually swallow? Apparently men really like that.

My DH always loves it if I just jump on him, maybe he's getting old and doesn't want to work too hard!

massage followed by him getting to lay back and do nothing

< waves at lisa >

You do know that George is gay, don't you? Maybe hire him a troupe of male strippers?

Give him a beer, the remote and stick the telly on to the football while you disappear under the covers and give him a BJ?

They are simple souls really...

Whaaaat? I thought that was just a vicious rumour. Just wait till you get home, Georgey boy!

These suggestions are not helping...

hmmm I know his gay!

bring him a cuppa and let him go on the laptop....oh and a bj of course

So you mean our relationship's just a sham?

Laptop?! Tsk! I think DH would happily be more involved than you're all suggesting...!