A thread to prove why parasites are made up, so will go on diet from 09.04.2023 til 09.04.2024

[liveandlearn91]

This is to prove a guy who said parasites can make humans do stuff they dont want to. Which i think is rubbish. So i will save this thread, and make new post here in one year from now on. Here is what i look now in 08.04.2023

I'm confused, but also curious

What the Jeff are you on about?

Good luck with the diet! I love accountability. I take it that's what's going on here!

I think I got a little overexcited when I first read OPs plans-I found myself in the gardening thread talking about dodgy hot dogs, water-borne parasitic infections and defecating in a bush, have only just dared to catch up with this thread... 😱

This makes such little sense. I love that you either assume we know everything you know, or you don’t give a shit whether we know it or not.

Ignoring the mysterious ‘guy’ and the ‘stuff’ it was the reference to ‘evening food’ in particular that made me smile. Imagining everyone across the world eats the same set meal of an evening so we’d all know exactly what it was. Or that there are certain foods that can only be consumed after 6pm.

Does your friend think you're infested with parasites? Why would they think that?

Do the parasites not want you to diet?
Do the parasites want you to diet?

Are the parasites here in the room with us?

Hi Op, how did your first week go?