Ok race report time!
Up at 6am and had some Weetabix and got my things together before heading off at 7am. Arrived on time, got my bike sorted out and registered. I was in the second heat for the swim and I was feeling very comfortable throughout the swim. I did a mixture of crawl and breast stroke (i.e. a couple of lengths of crawl, one of breast stroke to get my breath back) and did the 400m in 9:32 which was 13th fastest of 32 women (19th fastest of all competitors - there were 50!) and only 7 seconds slower than the guy who eventually went on to win the event, which I'm rather pleased with. Got out the pool to the transition area. Put my helmet on, socks and shoes, chucked a t-shirt on over the tri suit and then tried to lift my bike off the rack... this is where it all went wrong! I trapped my finger in the metal under the seat and as it was so heavy, as I was putting the bike down onto the ground, it got more and more stuck. I realised I couldn't get my finger out and a bloke came over to help me! How embarrassing! So, eventually managed to get my finger free, but the transition 1 time was up to 2:32! :( My finger is still sore, I suspect I might have a purple nail tomorrow!
Anyway, went off on the run on the bike (11.3km), and it was so slow! The route was similar to a 10k I'd done there before, so I kind of knew what was coming. The bike I have is a mountain bike, and was really heavy and I just didn't feel like I could get properly going. I'm actually embarrassed to type my time! (35:43 - 27th out of the 32 women and 45th out of 50 in total).
T2 went much better though, and got off the bike, put it up onto the rack, helmet off, cap on and off to the run in 39 seconds
. I left the transition area saying "which way, which way?" then saw the MASSIVE luminous yellow sign that pointed the runners in the right direction. Ah well, gave the small crowd a giggle anyway! Did the 3k in 17:58 (16th of the 32 women, 31st out of the 50 competitors) which was slower than I had hoped for, but I misjudged the distance. I got confused as I was running and was thinking it was 5 km (I think I thought 3 miles instead of 3km) and I didn't have my Garmin so had no idea what my pace was. There were no km markers, so couldn't even judge it by my watch. I knew I was going more slowly than my normal pace but I passed a few runners on this leg and came home in 1:06:15. So I finished 41st out of everyone, and was the 23rd woman.
So all in all, it was a little disappointing, but I enjoyed the day. The cycling was a bit of a disaster and the 1st transition lost me some valuable time. If I were to get into doing triathlons, I'd really have to work on my cycling and possibly invest in a roadbike. A mountain bike is really no use in an event like that, it's far too heavy and the tyres cause too much resistance. I'm delighted with the swim and the run wasn't too bad, although could have been better. Wish I'd remembered my Garmin so I could have paced myself better! I'm disappointed with my overall finishing position, but it could have been worse! I think I'll stick to running for now... 
Baxter's 10k next week, which I'm starting to get really excited about. Backwardpossom junior is doing the under 5s 400m run! Never too early to get them involved, right? 