The Brexit Arms: Here it is! MERRY BREXIT!!!

[DustyDiamond]

We did it!!!

We saw off Jezbollah, Mao-ZeMcDonnell & Head-Girl Jo 🙌🙌🙌

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We got Brexit! (...finally... 🙄)

The HoC is painted Blue for Brexit & it's oven ready 😍

Dominic Raab is looking sexier than ever & will be returning for my our viewing pleasure which is the BEST RESULT OF ALL! 🥰🥰

To the tune of Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody':

🎵 🎶 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

So we booted John & Jez & head-girl Jo-o-o
And we gave our vote to Bo-oris & co-o-o

We can GET THAT BREXIT DONE now...
We can start to hope again!
Now the Marxists have been consigned to the biiiiin

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

Now we’re laughing at the Corbyn Cult implo-o-ode
And we’re snorting as momentum start to fo-o-old...

Coz we’re on the Boris love train!
And it’s going full steam ahead!
How we CHEERED when all those seats flipped BLUE from re-e-ed

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Much festive cheer to all in the Arms!
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As ever, all are welcome - only one rule:

DON'T BE A TWAT!!

Note: I am a shit host, and not a patch on previous Landladies - I don't cook, I don't clean & I don't prepare drinks. I am a selfish bellend. If you want feeding, there's a microwave in back & a shop down the road. If you want drinks just help yourself 😘 - it's a free bar 🎉🥳🎈

Hi and thank you for the welcome back.

It's so lovely to be back. I just feel I'm done going on any more political threads on AIBU, being abused and called foul names by ignorant people who think they are so superior. I think what finished me off was reading a labour poster's thread yesterday describing proudly how she went and spat at the gates to Downing Street. That sort of behaviour is so far removed from everything I know that I think it's best that I stop even trying to understand.

Tops up everyone's Tattinger.

Popping in the Arms to give it the once over. I can say with confidence that the host DustyDiamond keeps a very good establishment, along with the the other fine landladies on rota.

I have observed very good crowd control, good humour, excellent fayre and a well organised cellar. 5* rating.

Might try a glass of that Tattinger if there's any left? I feel like celebrating.

Hi hospitality! 👋🍷 Oooh! Do we get one of those plaques like on tripadvisor? 🤩

“labour poster's thread yesterday describing proudly how she went and spat at the gates to Downing Street. That sort of behaviour is so far removed from everything I know that I think it's best that I stop even trying to understand.”

Silvery, that is disgusting, how could she be proud of herself for spitting on our democratic freedoms and history? You just can’t reason with that kind of mentality, I get it, people are dissapointed, it’s natural, but have some damned class about you, don’t become a fascist spoilt child because things didn’t go your way! 🙄

I know ‘of’ a young person, no joke, that recently got their forearm tattooed (large tattoo) with “Fuck Boris”. I mean, what on earth would possess someone to do something so fucking ridiculous?

😂😂😂 I can only laugh... these are the people we are supposed to listen to? Yeah. I’m good thanks...

Bear! Speak for yourself.

The truth is I can't appreciate it and more often than not it reminds me of the evil, diamond white 🤮🤮🤢🤕❎.

Bovery I've never read any Orwell. I'm going to after today, lots of brilliant quotes I've seen.

Re Caroline flint I hope she doesn't disappear into ether.

She's spot on. I'm so glad she mentioned those names. Of course there's a '' who shall we replace corbyn with '' thread by party members and of course their favourites are.... Yvette copper, Emily thornberry and kier starmer 🙄🙄🤔🤔

Epic this is the bizzare irony and the lack of self awareness... They are the fascists

A poster a while ago came on this thread agog that someone had used the phrase, Jack Boot. But her beloved party is second only to the bnp for racists and equality investigation.

The lack of self-awareness is 😮 actually.
I have also read comments over the last couple of days that display mental gymnastics of Olympic standard, they are both shocking and impressive in equal measure - tis quite a talent.

Had a funny/interesting Brexit encounter today.

Parked in usual car park, £x pounds a day (went to a xmas market)😁.

Went to machine to buy ticket and there was a middle aged couple looking confused, as if they didn't know how to use the credit card machine.
I tried to help and demonstrated how it worked by using my card to buy a ticket whilst explaining the process.

After which they looked aghast and they said but we only want to stay for 30 minutes.
I explained the only option was for a whole day ticket.
The lady literally threw her hands in the air and exclaimed, "This is all because of Brexit, its just going to get worse and worse and worse".

I was flabbergasted and just walked away (silently laughing). Is that really how remainers think?

Have you tried our ballet barre chocolate - every move is scrutinized by the self and others; your choice - barre, bar or exit..

Wee bit of Feel Good for the regulars

upallnight.tokyo/2019/12/15/done-the-right-thing/

if someone’s response to not being elected is to become very angry with the electorate–with you–for not electing them, then you can be absolutely certain that your judgement was sound.

“I hate the public so much. If only they’d elect me, I’d make ’em pay.”

Homer Simpson

Kinda wishing I'd opted for the FT yesterday or The Daily Remoan as Portillo dubbed it. Apparently, after 3 years proclaiming economic Armageddon if we Brexit they are now proclaiming the advent of the New Age.

www.ft.com/content/998e096a-1cf7-11ea-81f0-0c253907d3e0

They even dare to question Osbornomics and Treasury civil servants and challenge the Universities to get a grip

(my spellchecker made me add the capital to Armageddon so I have no idea what sort of tech some of the newcomers are on)

Hilarious walking, thank goodness you didn't sport your.. Leavers badge that day... Imagine a wicked evil child killing gammon knuckle dagger sweetly helping an elderly couple with their parking ticket 😂.

Do you have a share token for the FT How?

“I explained the only option was for a whole day ticket.
The lady literally threw her hands in the air and exclaimed, "This is all because of Brexit, its just going to get worse and worse and worse".”

This is the utter hysteria at play isn’t it? The media and the Gina millers of this world have a LOT to answer for here, sure, there will be some challenges along the way, we leavers have never disputed that, but many people have been scared to death, to the point of utter ridiculousness, that they genuinely believe that every minor slight or perceived injustice that occurs, in their day to day lives, must some how be connected to and therefore the fault of brexit.

The media, and politicians of all stripes, now have a responsibility to come together to make this work. Don’t talk our country down, don’t scare the crap out of people over the tiniest of irrelevant details, time to be fucking grown ups about all of this. And most of all, stop fucking telling people they are wrong, if anyone should learn anything about what’s just happened to labour, it needs to be that. If we could have just done this 3 1/2 damn years ago, the country would be a very different place right now.

Hopefully now it will be crystal clear.. This is it.

Run the UK down etc but do so at your own peril.

Hate - Have I tried the ballet barre? That just conjures up an image which would be a sight to behold, suffice to say would be enough to frighten small children.

We are leaving a trading platform. That’s it, there will be some changes and adjustments, it won’t be plain sailing the whole way, but dammit, one day, we will look back on all of this and wonder why the fuck people were losing their minds left right and centre. One day, it will just be life as normal again, “what’s on the tv?” “Have you applied for that new job yet” “do you want mash or chips with your sausages for tea?” “Mum, I’ve forgotten my PE Kit!” And so on...

And I for one, look forward to that day. I never realised how much I missed everyday, boring normal, life until it dissapeared up the arsehole of parliament and twitter.

I love a good ‘feel good’ article Howabout thanks🍷

I never realised how much I missed everyday, boring normal, life until it dissapeared up the arsehole of parliament and twitter.

Proper 😂😂 at that Epic

Case. In. Point.

Epic the most annoying thing for me was that I used twitter to escape from daily life, following writers, artists, bands etc.

Then it all became political and I had to use real life to escape Twitter. 😱

I feel you Autumn, I had to leave facebook over a year ago for much the same reasons! Not least of which because it was people I knew being awful and openly falling out with each other...

Bye Jimmy!!!

Kisses etc!

Lovely to see you, you old charmer 😘

Actual lol at your shit & run though - can't cope with any comebacks so make like a millennial toddler:
Run in & willy-copter everywhere, then run back out to the safe space of mummy's skirts...

😂😂😂😂😂😂

(I refer you to the only rule... 🙄)