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The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

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SingingLily · 08/12/2019 17:23

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

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MeganBacon · 10/12/2019 10:34

What do people think of Corbyn’s mean tweets? Shame he can’t say anything funny in what is meant to be a humorous vid is what I think.
One of the many master strokes of borisactually is that it must have cost virtually nothing to make (contrary to what Hugh is purporting so virtuously).

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 10:37

“What do people think of Corbyn’s mean tweets? Shame he can’t say anything funny in what is meant to be a humorous vid is what I think.”

Mega Cringe.

He doesn’t even respond to them properly! One naff joke about a cap IIRC?

‘Mean’ tweets, ffs. He’s a political leader not a celeb, of course people have opinions. What a tit. 😂

It was so piss poor, I couldn’t even be arsed to link it here so that we could take the mick. 😂

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 10:39

“One of the many master strokes of borisactually is that it must have cost virtually nothing to make (contrary to what Hugh is purporting so virtuously).”

Awww, blesss 😢 Poor Hugh, I might need to donate to the Tory Party...

Hey Boris!

The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?
SingingLily · 10/12/2019 10:42

I hope no kittens were harmed in the making of that meme, Dusty. Grin

Today's Telegraph cartoon:

The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?
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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 10:45

Great cartoon! 😂😂😂

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 10:51

Jo Swindon now on This Morning now trying to explain why she voted for the "bedroom tax" and for "the privatisation of the NHS". She's in waffle mode, exactly as she was with Anna from Warwickshire.

But I'm still being kind to the LibDems because I want them to achieve at least 13% of the vote.

TBF, she has conceded that "it's unlikely" that she'll be PM now.

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 10:51

“TBF, she has conceded that "it's unlikely" that she'll be PM now.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 10:52

Swinson.

Gah.

My autocorrect keeps insisting on Swindon. Or Swanson. Clearly not a LibDem tablet.

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AutumnRose1 · 10/12/2019 10:52

I posted and it vanished

I think JC missed an opportunity with Mean Tweets, he could have done that really well.

Did Boris Actually do actually or did they filmshop him in somehow?!

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 10:56

Flaming Nora.

Swinson/Swanson/Swindon is now insisting that Self ID is already the law and a sexual predator doesn't need to don a frock to go into the ladies toilets, he just needs to grab a mop and bucket and identify as a cleaner.

FGS.

I have dealt with many many many sex offenders in my professional life. More of them than you might think "identified as women". None, absolutely none, IME identified as cleaners.

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 10:58

“Swinson/Swanson/Swindon is now insisting that Self ID is already the law and a sexual predator doesn't need to don a frock to go into the ladies toilets, he just needs to grab a mop and bucket and identify as a cleaner.

FGS.”

Jesus fucking christ.

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 10:59

I guess we can’t be too surprised, as she has just spent the last 6 weeks self identifying as the next PM.

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 11:01

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣, Epic!

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NarfZort · 10/12/2019 11:01

Fucking page 48 conspiracy theorists

Conspiracy theory? It's there in black and white. You only have to have a vague idea of the reasons behind it to be concerned.

Or not I suppose, if you think you can trust them. Confused

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 11:02

Narf, we did the whole Page 48 stuff on the last thread. Soooo last thread. By all means, go back and have a look. We are sooo over that now.

What can I get you to drink, chuck?

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 11:03

“Narf, we did the whole Page 48 stuff on the last thread. Soooo last thread. By all means, go back and have a look. We are sooo over that now.”

The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?
SingingLily · 10/12/2019 11:05

It's like playing whack-a-mole on here sometimes, isn't it?

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 11:07

“It's like playing whack-a-mole on here sometimes, isn't it?”

Certainly since friday! 😂

Considering they think we are all wackos, they seem to be oddly fascinated obsessed with our opinions.

Hollycatberry · 10/12/2019 11:14

LOL "Banter". You are right Jon, it does make you look a plonker.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50726592

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 11:15

Well, for the benefit of any passing trade and for real newcomers to MN like NarfZort, here is an announcement from the Landlady.

I'm voting Conservative.
I don't care what anyone says.
I am not changing my mind.
There is admittedly a temporary place in my heart for LibDems ❤️ but it's strictly time-limited.

Now, what can I get anyone from the bar?

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DustyDiamond · 10/12/2019 11:18

Conspiracy theory? It's there in black and white. You only have to have a vague idea of the reasons behind it to be concerned.

Have just dug out my tinfoil tiara again!

Indulge me!

What exactly & precisely is 'there in black & white'?

I would like, nay DEMAND! (as is customary in these circs) a blow by blow, forensic analysis of the FACTS!

(Note: leaps of logic & tenuous inference are not up to spec. Should you venture into said territory then I reserve the right to write it off as crank-think & shall either ignore or mock)

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 11:21

😂🤣Holly.

"Of course it makes me look a right plonker but..."

Jonathon, chuck, you don't need anyone's help in that department. You managed that one all by yourself.

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BelleHathor · 10/12/2019 11:24

Damn , even Labour MPs think Corbyn is a risk 🤔
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FIrFGFAzQI
Guido has obtained an extraordinary recording of Jonathan Ashworth, the serving Shadow Health Minister, giving a candid appraisal of Corbyn and the Labour Party’s chances in this election. He is asked by a friend “If he got in would he be as bad as I suspect?”

“I don’t know, on the security stuff; I worked in No.10, I think the machine will pretty quickly move to safeguard security (I mean the civil service machine). But it’s not going to happen! I can’t see it happening!”

On the prospects for Labour nationally Ashworth tells his worried interlocutor:

“I’ve been going round these national places, it’s dire for Labour… it’s dire… it’s awful for them, and it’s the combination of Corbyn and Brexit….outside of the city seats… it’s abysmal out there… they can’t stand Corbyn and they think Labour’s blocked Brexit. I think middle-class graduates – remainy people – Labour’s doing well among… but not in big enough numbers to deny the Tories a majority.”
When Ashworth is told by his friend that he is trying to “work out what to put in the suitcase [if Corbyn comes to power]” Ashworth tries to reassure him

“I just can’t see it happening. It wouldn’t surprise me – for sake of argument – we held Canterbury because of sort of middle-class, Guardian-reading people, but then the Tories take Bolsover off of Labour it wouldn’t surprise me. The electoral map has being going topsy-turvey because of Brexit and Corbyn.”
On getting rid of Corbyn, Ashworth’s friend says that “Is there any reassurance you can give me as to what sensible Labour MPs could do to stop Corbyn?”

“No because we fucked it up; we fucked it up in 2016 when we went too early. People like me were internally saying ‘this isn’t the right moment’ but I got kind of ignored. But I don’t think we’re going to get there; In Mansfield, in Ashfield, it’s dire for the Labour Party up there, these traditional working areas.”
The friend asks about what would happen if the Tories win a majority government “how long would it take Labour to get its act back together and get rid of Corbyn?”

“That’s the thing that’s on our minds… I think things can change quickly; I think things change more quickly anyway now.”
Labour’s own Shadow Cabinet Health Minister hopes they lose and they can get rid of Jeremy Corbyn. In the event that Corbyn gets into Downing Street, he hopes the Civil Service machine would be able to safeguard national security from Prime Minister Corbyn. Has there ever been a situation where Labour frontbenchers hope their party loses because their leader is a risk to national security?

BelleHathor · 10/12/2019 11:25

I'm voting Conservative.
I don't care what anyone says.
I am not changing my mind.
There is admittedly a temporary place in my heart for LibDems but it's strictly time-limited.

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DustyDiamond · 10/12/2019 11:29

I actually quite like Jonathan Ashworth to be fair

He's always impressed me on his NHS stuff & he never comes across as a Corbyn crank

I feel a bit sorry for him having this leaked but then again it might have been better if he'd been open about his thoughts on Corbyn from the off Confused🤷🏻‍♀️

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